What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:41 pm

Smerphy wrote:That's my favourite joke. :lol:


This is my favourite joke

http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ ... f_a_lemon/
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:45 pm

Fuck me that's a long one. I'll have to get in my easy chair with a mug of cocoa for that one.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:53 pm

Oh you want long? Here's long... http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smerphy » Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:54 pm

Jobdone wrote:
Smerphy wrote:That's my favourite joke. :lol:


This is my favourite joke

http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ ... f_a_lemon/


You fucking CUNT.
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Fjar wrote:Guy on the far-right has just remembered he left the oven on.



That comment can be read very diffferently than what was meant. :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Turbo » Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:52 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHcim_KNZYw



Bloody excellent. :lol: Particularly liked the lyrics about Stansted. Truer words never said.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:05 pm

brilliant!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby JamieH » Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:00 pm

Turbo wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHcim_KNZYw



Bloody excellent. :lol: Particularly liked the lyrics about Stansted. Truer words never said.


I like how it was all subtitled and how eejit was translated :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:58 am

Turbo wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHcim_KNZYw



Bloody excellent. :lol: Particularly liked the lyrics about Stansted. Truer words never said.


Aw man I shared this years back. Damn true though!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby thehairyone » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:06 am

Turbo wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHcim_KNZYw



Bloody excellent. :lol: Particularly liked the lyrics about Stansted. Truer words never said.


Three abreast, that's the best!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby JamieH » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:55 am

The guitar player from Hammerfall on Twitter.

Thank fuck for #FightPass! Rushed off stage to get back to the hotel. #UFCStockholm #HammerHigh @ufc @AlexTheMauler

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Two minutes later..

This happens to the hotel TV when the internet is shit and Gustafsson is coming up. @AlexTheMauler @ufc @danawhite
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:46 pm

Seem to remember hearing a story about Hammerfall throwing a Hotel TV out of a window and it landing in a bush and not breaking...and them going out to get it and throwing it out of the window again to break it. Because they went out to get it, they got caught on CCTV and got in trouble, although presumably they would have got in trouble when the TV was missing the next morning anyway.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:16 pm

And they say there aren't any Rock stars anymore. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:15 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smerphy » Sun Jan 25, 2015 9:26 pm

:lol:
Gandalf the Red wrote:
Fjar wrote:Guy on the far-right has just remembered he left the oven on.



That comment can be read very diffferently than what was meant. :lol: