What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:34 am

Funny tattoo story about one of our mates that goes to Bloodstock with us.

He was serving in the army somewhere in the Far East when they all decide to get tattoos of their regimental badge whilst on leave. So he's getting it done and the tattooist is chatting away, then says "name?".
Thinking he's just being polite he replies "Colin"
"How do you spell that?"
"C O L I N"

Then he discovers that the bloke has tattooed his name on his arm. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby tranmerefan » Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:14 pm

My mate at work (32) was telling her daughter (6) that when she was a little girl they didn't have Ipads or even computers until they were teenagers. Also told them that they only had 4 channels on the TV.

Her kids response? "Wow, things really were different in the olden days" :lol: :lol:

My reaction to the story is probably how my mum felt whenever I took the mick about the world being in black in white when she was little...

Told my workmate to go home and show her kids the glorious sound of dial up....
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:24 pm

Tet wrote:Looks suspiciously like the upper text was photoshopped on, but there are plenty of genuine examples of such stupidity:

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That one is genuine. It was one of the first big memes on the Loyalists Against Democracy satire page.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Turbo » Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:10 pm

" by inserting the can into its cavity"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sun Oct 04, 2015 9:16 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Ensorcelled » Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:41 pm

Reading the Denko saga. Fucking hell. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:00 pm

My boss is reading the wikipedia article about Taake after I told him I was seeing them tomorrow. He is somewhat bemused.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Tet » Fri Oct 09, 2015 11:18 am

Fingers crossed that he turns out to be a man of his word...

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:13 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Tet » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:26 pm

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:
WMMLT? I've been told I have an attitude and a huge sense of entitlement about Bloodstock on the rocksoc Facebook group.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mathewxentrix88 » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:55 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^
Really?.If they made a bit more effort to appease those fans who were there from the start instead of constantly belittling them and chasing whatever bands are flavour of the month instead of booking those similar to what made this fest originally so great-then we wouldn't be talking about "entitlement".
EDIT:This is the L.O.L thread obviously so sorry about that......

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby kanet666 » Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:50 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby thehairyone » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:59 pm

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Tet wrote:Fingers crossed that he turns out to be a man of his word...

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/536541909896798209



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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:10 pm

kanet666 wrote:Image


It kinda scares me that that article has been printed in an actual "newspaper" rather than Viz or The Daily Mash.
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