What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:51 pm

Meeting boring people, asking what they do

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:42 pm

One of the candidates to take over FIFA is called Tokyo Sexwale. :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:53 pm

The headline match of UFC 196 was only changed to being Conor McGregor vs Nate Diaz about 12 hours ago and already the memes and trash talk are getting ridiculous. I think they should actually change the tagline to "UFC 196: Irish Ninja vs American Ninja (Represent Yo Shit, Bitch!)"
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:48 pm

WMMLT: People taking the bait from this page.

https://www.facebook.com/RealMetalOnly/ ... 072193306/

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Katesyl » Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:34 pm

Another one of those shifts which fall somewhere between the worst and most hilarious days of my life. 14 hours of sheer, non-stop chaos. All I remember is spending quite a lot of it running away from someone trying to punch me and screaming that I'm a "fucking black cunt" (who some random guy, having just appeared from elsewhere, ended up grappling with by himself) whilst trying to give injections to a girl who was covered in blood and fighting on the floor with about 6 people trying to hold her down. Horrific.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby tranmerefan » Sat Mar 05, 2016 1:00 pm

Katesyl wrote:Another one of those shifts which fall somewhere between the worst and most hilarious days of my life. 14 hours of sheer, non-stop chaos. All I remember is spending quite a lot of it running away from someone trying to punch me and screaming that I'm a "fucking black cunt" (who some random guy, having just appeared from elsewhere, ended up grappling with by himself) whilst trying to give injections to a girl who was covered in blood and fighting on the floor with about 6 people trying to hold her down. Horrific.


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:12 pm

Worst attempt at a Geordie accent ever?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:18 pm

MetalBeast wrote:Worst attempt at a Geordie accent ever?

https://youtu.be/Ei1DnFdJrww


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:42 pm

“He likes having the ball, playing football, passes. It’s like an orchestra. But it’s a silent song. But I like heavy metal more. I always want it loud.” - Jürgen Klopp

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:28 am

Or any English person who has ever attempted an Ulster accent.

Particularly Graeme's spectacularly bad Gerry Adams impersonation :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat Mar 19, 2016 3:51 pm

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