What made you Lol Today?

[NeglectedField]

Meeting boring people, asking what they do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQQN6eo7GI4

[Gandalf the Red]

One of the candidates to take over FIFA is called Tokyo Sexwale.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35634810

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

The headline match of UFC 196 was only changed to being Conor McGregor vs Nate Diaz about 12 hours ago and already the memes and trash talk are getting ridiculous. I think they should actually change the tagline to "UFC 196: Irish Ninja vs American Ninja (Represent Yo Shit, Bitch!)"

[NeglectedField]

[Jobdone]

WMMLT: People taking the bait from this page.

https://www.facebook.com/RealMetalOnly/ ... 072193306/

[Katesyl]

Another one of those shifts which fall somewhere between the worst and most hilarious days of my life. 14 hours of sheer, non-stop chaos. All I remember is spending quite a lot of it running away from someone trying to punch me and screaming that I'm a "fucking black cunt" (who some random guy, having just appeared from elsewhere, ended up grappling with by himself) whilst trying to give injections to a girl who was covered in blood and fighting on the floor with about 6 people trying to hold her down. Horrific.

[tranmerefan]

Another one of those shifts which fall somewhere between the worst and most hilarious days of my life. 14 hours of sheer, non-stop chaos. All I remember is spending quite a lot of it running away from someone trying to punch me and screaming that I'm a "fucking black cunt" (who some random guy, having just appeared from elsewhere, ended up grappling with by himself) whilst trying to give injections to a girl who was covered in blood and fighting on the floor with about 6 people trying to hold her down. Horrific.

'Kin Hell.

The most exciting moment of my work day was when someone occidentally put sugar in my tea and had to make me a fresh one.

[NeglectedField]

[MetalBeast]

Worst attempt at a Geordie accent ever?

https://youtu.be/Ei1DnFdJrww

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Worst attempt at a Geordie accent ever?

https://youtu.be/Ei1DnFdJrww

That guy is to Geordies what Dick Van Dyke is to Cockneys

[Gandalf the Red]

Not as bad as this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDtNE_QhO8A

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Or any English person who has ever attempted an Ulster accent.

Particularly Graeme's spectacularly bad Gerry Adams impersonation

[Metalchemyst]

[NeglectedField]

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Father Shitmas dropping off a yuletide log