What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Thu May 19, 2016 2:54 pm

In a stunning turn of actually good edutainment I've been laughing and learning through these inbetween compiling stuff

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby tranmerefan » Sat May 21, 2016 9:03 pm

Chatting to someone off eHarmony and she wanted to meet ASAP. She lives in a village in the arse end of nowhere, well away from my arseend of nowhere town. I mentioned that its payday next week and I'm a little on the skint side but I'll try for a taxi anyway (I've been drinking already so not prepared to drive).

No taxi's available. Fair enough, yes?

Apparently if I can't get a taxi at short notice for a journey that'll be a £60/70 round trip then it's a good idea we don't meet. She wants a professional guy with vision whose done well for himself and turning down the opportunity to meet and being skint is such a turn off.

And with that she's blocked me. :lol: :lol:

This seems surreal. I'm thinking bullet well and truely dodged here.

For the record I'm only skint this month because my car insurance was due last Wednesday and I paid it in full. :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat May 21, 2016 9:47 pm

Even if I had a good paying job I wouldn't pay £60-70 for a guaranteed booty call, nevermind a first date.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mikeftw » Wed May 25, 2016 12:23 pm

tranmerefan wrote:Chatting to someone off eHarmony and she wanted to meet ASAP. She lives in a village in the arse end of nowhere, well away from my arseend of nowhere town. I mentioned that its payday next week and I'm a little on the skint side but I'll try for a taxi anyway (I've been drinking already so not prepared to drive).

No taxi's available. Fair enough, yes?

Apparently if I can't get a taxi at short notice for a journey that'll be a £60/70 round trip then it's a good idea we don't meet. She wants a professional guy with vision whose done well for himself and turning down the opportunity to meet and being skint is such a turn off.

And with that she's blocked me. :lol: :lol:

This seems surreal. I'm thinking bullet well and truely dodged here.

For the record I'm only skint this month because my car insurance was due last Wednesday and I paid it in full. :lol: :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bizza » Thu May 26, 2016 3:57 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu May 26, 2016 5:54 pm

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Okay I'll admit I regularly use the words gansy, duncher and gutties... but wise the fucking bap, Ulster Scots is not a real language.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby WorMzy » Thu May 26, 2016 8:44 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:24 am

Doing a job at ( won't say the name incase Google gets me into trouble) , but let's say the most famous building in Britain, right... That has never been opened up for an event this far, apart from the odd er coronation... And one of the crew manages to smash a 1000 year old tomb. I mean, it's so bad, so so bad that no one can even really bear to talk about it. The atmosphere today was just dire, and no one has owned up. I think you've just got to laugh really.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Tet » Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:26 am

1000 year old tomb? That narrows it down a fair bit! Either Edward The Confessor or his wife Edith Of Wessex, probably. Oops.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Metalchemyst » Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:04 am

Very Spinal Tap!

But OMG. Why was the tomb not sealed off to protect it?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Metalchemyst » Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:47 am

Nantha wrote:Doing a job at ( won't say the name incase Google gets me into trouble) , but let's say the most famous building in Britain, right... That has never been opened up for an event this far, apart from the odd er coronation... And one of the crew manages to smash a 1000 year old tomb. I mean, it's so bad, so so bad that no one can even really bear to talk about it. The atmosphere today was just dire, and no one has owned up. I think you've just got to laugh really.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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