What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby tranmerefan » Tue Dec 20, 2016 8:32 pm

Someone from pof, who I haven't met yet, is currently having a go at me because she can see I'm online on pof and that I didn't respond to her text message sent yesterday morning (around the time I started work) until yesterday evening (around the time I got home from work). :lol:

At least I'm weeding these out before meeting them these days :lol:

I'm going to ignore the fact that she's obviously on pof herself if she knows I'm online because I realy cannot be bothered :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:00 pm

Picked up my latest student loan letter from my parents yesterday as I now earn enough to start paying it back. How much have I repaid so far?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:07 pm

I don't know why they don't just knock it on the head and go back to grants. They must spend much more than they recoup.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:43 pm

Is it just me or can I see Admiral Ackbar?
“He likes having the ball, playing football, passes. It’s like an orchestra. But it’s a silent song. But I like heavy metal more. I always want it loud.” - Jürgen Klopp

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:44 am

I think Russia is being run by 13 year old boys. This is genuine by the way.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:58 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Metalchemyst » Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:59 am

Nobody's had a laugh since 20th January? Try this then:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:00 pm

We've finally found out who ate all the pies. :lol:

Fat lad has just been sacked for illegal betting.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:48 pm

:lol: Dumb fuck, what did he expect
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Tet » Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:53 pm

Gandalf the Red wrote:Fat lad has just been sacked for illegal betting

Well, that's not strictly true. He wasn't sacked, he resigned. He also didn't place any bets.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby someone else » Mon Mar 06, 2017 8:39 pm

Eddie Vedder is charging over a 100 quid for tickets for his solo gig at Hammersmith Apollo. From the band that fought Ticketmaster for cheaper tickets to being more expensive than The Eagles :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Metalchemyst » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:54 pm

'My high school had this great set of WW II books, and I can remember this one story from a veteran that, for whatever reason, has stuck with me. He and his unit had assaulted a German airfield. "We were running around securing the hangars. I passed the door to an office and kicked it open. I tossed in a grenade and the Jerry behind the desk caught it and shouted, "Nein! Nein!" I yelled, "Ja! Ja!" and slammed the door shut.'
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Mar 22, 2017 6:44 pm

Shia LeBouef's game of Capture The Flag with the 4-Chan /pol/tards continues. This time he tried to outsmart them by having someone put up a flag in Liverpool. On a different continent and he's still losing to the dregs of the internet :lol:
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