What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:24 pm

It's impossible to think he could beat the pure weaponised autism of 4chan.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby some_thing_wild » Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:18 am

Wrote a song about a tortilla
Well, was more of a rap
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Metalchemyst » Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:08 pm

^ It wasn't gonna be epic doom, was it? :)
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:03 am

Jobdone wrote:It's impossible to think he could beat the pure weaponised autism of 4chan.


It gets even better. He created a digital HWNDU flag which immediately got hacked and replaced with a MAGA one :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:18 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:21 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:02 am

'kin hell.
And you can't even choose the patches? :ugh:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:32 am

I think you can.

A bespoke black sleeveless work shirt with a backpatch and a number of woven patches of your choice sewn on.

Simply select the number of patches you want applying to your work shirt from the drop down menu then in the order notes section at the check out indicate which backpatch and patches from our range you want and in which position (please see image).


Sort of defeats the object though. Isn't doing it yourself half the fun?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:39 am

Workshirts are for shandy-drinkers and wifebeaters anyway. Real men (and women) wear proper denim cut-offs!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:12 pm

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:This was a week and a half ago, but I just remembered it there now. Even after 25 years of them I still haven't heard all my grandad's stories.

"Well you know that I was in Iraq when the revolution happened in 1958..."

No. You literally have never told me that. Turns out King Faisal II gave him a solid gold wristwatch for leading a parachute demonstration on his birthday. A watch which later got torn off his wrist by a snapped strap on a parachute and flung out of a plane in Cyprus, found on the salt lake a few days later, given as a gift to his dad and is now in a box in the attic somewhere.


I got given a few extra details to this story earlier. First of all he wasn't even supposed to get posted to Iraq, but stood in for someone else who got measles.

While he was there from 1956-58 he was in charge of training the first parachute regiment of the Iraqi army, and was only involved in the king's birthday demonstration because one of the 8 guys he was training had a broken arm. So this guy crouched down at the landing zone and waited for grandad to land (and nearly concuss himself in the process after getting caught in a slipstream from 2 passing fighter planes) where he took over and ran up to salute the king. The gold watch was actually meant for the Iraqi but he insisted on giving it to Grandad.

Nice guy, but the same can't be said for one of the other 8 paras- Abd al-Karim Qasim. Ten weeks later he not only deposed the king in a coup and named himself prime minster and general, but he also locked up my grandad and all other British army personnel. The ungrateful wanker :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby someone else » Sat Apr 08, 2017 2:08 pm

Rick Wakeman deflating the pomposity at the RnR Hall of Fame inductions with a string of jokes straight out of Bernard Manning's joke book
She wanted nothing...and I delivered

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:17 am

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:05 pm

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:The Co. Kerry accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pit0OkNp7s8


:lol: :lol: Holy fuck it's like a parody
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:51 am

My 14 year old cousin suggested Pepe as a name for my sister's imminent firstborn son. I guess it's true that Generation Z will be the ultimate shitposters, they're even doing it irl.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:18 pm

Play Shadilay at his baptism party if that happens.