What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:33 pm

MotorAmarth wrote:
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I didn't see the camera! :eyes:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:03 pm

My brother is going to a 90s themed fancy dress party as Father Dougal from Father Ted. :lol:

There better be pictures!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Finnvitka » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:56 pm

A friend of mine just updated his facebook status from the gig he's at :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby i_am_a_viking » Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:38 pm

Well technically it was yesterday but I still find it hilarious.

We got our first prank phone call regarding my missing cat, Gizmo from some stupid chav lads. It went a bit like this:

Mum: 'Hello?'
Chav: 'Oh hiya yeah I've got yer cat here, Gizmo? Aye, yeah. Had it for a couple of weeks now, aye. Grey and white is it? Yeah.'
Mum: 'Oh right...?'
Chav: 'Yeah took it on holiday to Turkey with iz, been shagging her an all'
Mum: 'Er you do realise it's a HE? :rolleyes:'
Chav: 'Yeah well been fucking her.. yeah...'
Mum: 'I bet your parents are well proud of you aren't they?'
Chav: 'Oh aye me Dad's *insert name here*, proper war boyo, been in every fucking war you can think of, The Cold War, Iraq War, even fucking Star Wars'
-Me & my mum pissing ourselves.-
Chav: 'Dirty bitch, bet you're fucking wet aren't ya?'
Mum: 'Oh yeah, I'm proper going for it thinking of you.'
Chav 'Oh aye love a bet you are'
Mum: 'Bet you're wanking over the thought of me aren't you?'
Chav: 'Oh aye'
Mum: 'Aye, you dirty little twat'
-Leave chavs to mutter amongst themselves=
Me: *puts on chav voice* 'ERE WTF DO YOU FINK YER FUCKING DOING TALKING TO ME WIFE LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING DIRTY LITTLE CUNT?'
Aaaaahahaha then it went on for ages me ripping the piss out of their voices and then we just left them to go on.

Stupid tards didn't withhold their number so if they ring again they're for it. Fucking idiots hahaha. :')
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:33 pm

i_am_a_viking wrote:Well technically it was yesterday but I still find it hilarious.

We got our first prank phone call regarding my missing cat, Gizmo from some stupid chav lads. It went a bit like this:

Mum: 'Hello?'
Chav: 'Oh hiya yeah I've got yer cat here, Gizmo? Aye, yeah. Had it for a couple of weeks now, aye. Grey and white is it? Yeah.'
Mum: 'Oh right...?'
Chav: 'Yeah took it on holiday to Turkey with iz, been shagging her an all'
Mum: 'Er you do realise it's a HE? :rolleyes:'
Chav: 'Yeah well been fucking her.. yeah...'
Mum: 'I bet your parents are well proud of you aren't they?'
Chav: 'Oh aye me Dad's *insert name here*, proper war boyo, been in every fucking war you can think of, The Cold War, Iraq War, even fucking Star Wars'
-Me & my mum pissing ourselves.-
Chav: 'Dirty bitch, bet you're fucking wet aren't ya?'
Mum: 'Oh yeah, I'm proper going for it thinking of you.'
Chav 'Oh aye love a bet you are'
Mum: 'Bet you're wanking over the thought of me aren't you?'
Chav: 'Oh aye'
Mum: 'Aye, you dirty little twat'
-Leave chavs to mutter amongst themselves=
Me: *puts on chav voice* 'ERE WTF DO YOU FINK YER FUCKING DOING TALKING TO ME WIFE LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING DIRTY LITTLE CUNT?'
Aaaaahahaha then it went on for ages me ripping the piss out of their voices and then we just left them to go on.

Stupid tards didn't withhold their number so if they ring again they're for it. Fucking idiots hahaha. :')


Ahaha! :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby someone else » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:37 pm

Hearing that Ronaldo is getting married in a local castle and is having owls trained to fly accross the hall and deliver the rings to the best man.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Finnvitka » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:48 pm

someone else wrote:Hearing that Ronaldo is getting married in a local castle and is having owls trained to fly accross the hall and deliver the rings to the best man.


sounds like he's been watching far too much Labyrinth
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby wintermourn » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:53 pm

i_am_a_viking wrote:
Stupid tards didn't withhold their number so if they ring again they're for it. Fucking idiots hahaha. :')



send 'er this way , aint had a number to prank on drunken nights in a while since i lost my old boss' number lol
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby toria-georgia » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:57 pm

Mine and my friends private joke..
It doesn't get any better

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby wintermourn » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:55 pm

Jobdone wrote:I kissed a decent amount of men last night.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:03 pm

Sunday is the day when the idiots crawl out of the woodwork and flock to starbucks

Customer: I'll have an iced latte
Alex: Sure that'll be 1.99

waits a bit

Customer: I'm sorry this drink is cold
Alex: Well it is called an ICED latte
Customer: I thought it was a fancy name for a hot drink
Alex: The clue is in Iced...

I love idiots at Starbucks, an example of a different time, about 3 weeks ago.

Customer: I'd like a marshmallow twizzle
Alex hands customer a marshmallow on a stick - called the "Marshmallow Twizzle"
Customer: obviously you're new because I wanted a Marshmallow twizzle.
Alex (who's been working there for 19 months): That is our marshmallow twizzle
Customer: No it isn't its a chocolate stick, I want a marshmallow twizzle. Let me see your manager

Conversation repeats itself but to my manager, then storms out because we don't have a drink made out of fucking marshmallows!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Faceshredder » Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:12 pm

Why the fook are you in a Starbucks on a sunday when you should be veging on your sofa ? unless you work there of course ?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:33 pm

double post >.<
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:34 pm

Faceshredder wrote:Why the fook are you in a Starbucks on a sunday when you should be veging on your sofa ? unless you work there of course ?

I work there. Seriously, that's what I feel like telling everyone on a 8 hour Sunday shift

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MotorAmarth » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:14 pm

Finnvitka wrote:
someone else wrote:Hearing that Ronaldo is getting married in a local castle and is having owls trained to fly accross the hall and deliver the rings to the best man.


sounds like he's been watching far too much Labyrinth


:lol:

Labyrinth wedding would be awesome :D
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