What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Dan Jenkins » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:33 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MotorAmarth » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:45 pm

My mate Jack asking if he can stroke Matty's balls for the good of science

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Matty pretended he was Jewish for years, nobody likes him, he very homophobic and is yet the most likely person to be gay, he's so camp
Jack just came out of the closet, and matty hates it

So this caused a massive chair fight in the common room and matty getting chased by guys trying to grope his balls :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Finnvitka » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:33 pm

My cats obviously hate psychedelic rock because they refuse to come near me when I play The Doors :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby wintermourn » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:49 pm

Finnvitka wrote:My cats obviously hate psychedelic rock because they refuse to come near me when I play The Doors :lol:



how can anyone or anything not like the doors :O



and i lol'd at the fact i share a birthday with popeye!!!! :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MotorAmarth » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:59 pm

wintermourn wrote:and i lol'd at the fact i share a birthday with popeye!!!! :lol:


I sure a birthday was Dr Suess :D
And Lou Reed and Bon Jovi :D
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby wintermourn » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:02 pm

MotorAmarth wrote:
wintermourn wrote:and i lol'd at the fact i share a birthday with popeye!!!! :lol:


I sure a birthday was Dr Suess :D
And Lou Reed and Bon Jovi :D
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so gonna make a thread for this now lol
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby jackcake » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:09 pm

The hysterical woman on Radio 2 this afternoon proudly claiming she drives everywhere at 25mph deliberately to slow everyone else down, denouncing the car as a "killing machine" and more or less hinting that anyone not like-minded should lose their licence, burn in hell and eat raw swede.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby LunarSanctum » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:38 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:Muff Service Station :lol: :lol:


I got my petrol from there for the past 2 weeks. Much cheaper and a 10 year old kid fills the car up for you :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby andeh » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:25 pm

Hearing yesterday that I spontaneously combusted in someone's dream the night before :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby The Warlord » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:41 pm

The Budget! It should be cut from a 3 hour programme to a 10 minute programme where they walk in and say "Same as every other year lads n lasses Beer, Cigs & Fuels going up" that way they can retreat to the commons bar alot quicker to have their cheap Spirits where they can still smoke! :rolleyes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:40 pm

Someone asking my friend whether he believed the world was flat because he happens to be a Christian :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Finnvitka » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:43 pm

One of my hands is a different colour to the other one now because I tested just about every single different foundation in Boots
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MotorAmarth » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:43 pm

Calling Matty a cow all day without him knowing because he has tits that need milking :lol:
His chest is so womanly, he needs to work out :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:24 pm

My sister started her first shift at Sainsbury's and for 8 hours was wearing a name badge with her name spelt completely wrong. She didn't notice :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NightEyes » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:58 pm

I got a letter for the Royal Air Force yesterday trying to convince me into join their merry band.
On the front of the envelop it said ' Contents : Individual Protection Equipment or Emergency Water Carrirer' Opens the letter and lo an behold it contained a Condom!!!!!
What the Fuck!?!? It got worse as there was a 'letter' from a Officer telling me all about the many use of said condoms in the RAF, Weapons repair, Bandages, water carriers (yuck) and Target practice!
Has the RAF PR department lost their mind? Why would anyone want to join the RAF because of many military uses of flipping condom?
It begs another question, why the fuck are the RAF been giving condoms in the FIRST place!!! Going to Iraq to bomb villages shouldn't run the risk of ending in a orgies where aid might be present!
I don't know where to be insulted or embarrassed for the RAF members whose 'Weapons training' isn't what they expected when they joined.
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