What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby jim-lad » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:11 pm

NightEyes wrote:I got a letter for the Royal Air Force yesterday trying to convince me into join their merry band.
On the front of the envelop it said ' Contents : Individual Protection Equipment or Emergency Water Carrirer' Opens the letter and lo an behold it contained a Condom!!!!!
What the Fuck!?!? It got worse as there was a 'letter' from a Officer telling me all about the many use of said condoms in the RAF, Weapons repair, Bandages, water carriers (yuck) and Target practice!
Has the RAF PR department lost their mind? Why would anyone want to join the RAF because of many military uses of flipping condom?
It begs another question, why the fuck are the RAF been giving condoms in the FIRST place!!! Going to Iraq to bomb villages shouldn't run the risk of ending in a orgies where aid might be present!
I don't know where to be insulted or embarrassed for the RAF members whose 'Weapons training' isn't what they expected when they joined.


that made LOL.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby ana z » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:45 pm

NightEyes wrote:I got a letter for the Royal Air Force yesterday trying to convince me into join their merry band.
On the front of the envelop it said ' Contents : Individual Protection Equipment or Emergency Water Carrirer' Opens the letter and lo an behold it contained a Condom!!!!!
What the Fuck!?!? It got worse as there was a 'letter' from a Officer telling me all about the many use of said condoms in the RAF, Weapons repair, Bandages, water carriers (yuck) and Target practice!
Has the RAF PR department lost their mind? Why would anyone want to join the RAF because of many military uses of flipping condom?
It begs another question, why the fuck are the RAF been giving condoms in the FIRST place!!! Going to Iraq to bomb villages shouldn't run the risk of ending in a orgies where aid might be present!
I don't know where to be insulted or embarrassed for the RAF members whose 'Weapons training' isn't what they expected when they joined.


Haha, that's class.

I don't think it's a great idea though, aren't condoms supposed to break if they come in contact with oil or something? I know they snap when touched with lipstick! :oops:

And who wants to drink lube-flavoured water anyways? :ugh:

By the way, I hope you are not planning to use that particular condom... I wouldn't trust it.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MotorAmarth » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:27 pm

Josh making a dick out of blue tac
Then throwing it at a bottle of water that was balancing on a ceiling beam
The bottle exploded and the water went all over Jack's head :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bizza » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:18 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Littlemissmetal » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:54 am

Finnvitka wrote:My cats obviously hate psychedelic rock because they refuse to come near me when I play The Doors :lol:


I long since gave up on my cat's music taste :lol: she hates Matt Barlow of Iced Earth, walks out of the room if you ever put Opeth or Emperor on, and curls up to sleep on the CD player if you play Metallica's S&M.

Bloody odd :eyes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:38 pm

Littlemissmetal wrote:
Finnvitka wrote:My cats obviously hate psychedelic rock because they refuse to come near me when I play The Doors :lol:


I long since gave up on my cat's music taste :lol: she hates Matt Barlow of Iced Earth, walks out of the room if you ever put Opeth or Emperor on, and curls up to sleep on the CD player if you play Metallica's S&M.

Bloody odd :eyes:


My cat likes Metallica too. He leaves the room if Britney Spears comes on though. Not that I listen to her music :eyes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MotorAmarth » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:30 pm

Making a fish head puppet :lol:
I wish I had a picture or a video of me making it talk :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby lars_ulrichs_blister » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:49 pm

Watching a terribly bad film called starcrash!! anyone who appreciates bad 70's sci fi will love it :D

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fliff » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:01 pm

The new John Lajoie video "I Kill People"

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby BikerBoff » Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:08 am

Being shit on by a bird on the walk from church to the cemetery at Tom's funeral today- I swear Tom had something to do with that- he always loved to laugh when something went wrong... :)
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby jackcake » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:31 am

The weather's a funny thing. Sunny and warm in Portsmouth I'm told but minus 10 in Southampton.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Beardy » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:09 pm

Being called a "kill joy" :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MotorAmarth » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:29 pm

My dad's ticket in the car par blowing away as it came out of the machine, so we got stuck in a car park :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby andeh » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:41 pm

Playing a mugger for my next door neighbours uni project, was a right laugh. Spent to much time rolling around in a grotty alley in Chinatown for the fight scene though, was there nearly 3 hours lol

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby AnnihiSlateR » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:05 pm

this poem.
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Houghton+W ... d+At+Court

I love that accent.


Also the fact I understand everything being said, and I know people who talk like that made me lol.
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