What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jakkake » Mon May 04, 2009 6:53 pm

Aarons over the top hidden racist views. In denial.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Ndnd » Tue May 05, 2009 9:55 am

Whilst I was swimming I was listening into two young ladies conversations.

They were talking about that new diet drug... lets just say I heard the phrase 'Brown Liquid' and 'Oranged colour oil' :o :o :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Tue May 05, 2009 11:47 am

This was technically Sunday but at a car boot sale and picked up quite a battered looking copy of the first Sabbath LP for £3.50. I checked briefly the condition inside the sleeve and aside from the dust it was fine. So about two hours later i've just finished cleaning it and i'm putting back in the sleeve and the words "War Pigs" catch my eye on the label...Well you can imagine. Basically I got sold a copy of Black Sabbath's "Paraniod" inside the sleeve of the slef-titled. The old man better be there when I go back the Sunday after next. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Littlemissmetal » Tue May 05, 2009 6:59 pm

My attempt at directing the taxi driver last night whilst very drunk :lol:

Shall we just say the other half had to take over so we got to my house and didn't end up God only knows where :D
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby wintermourn » Wed May 06, 2009 2:36 pm

Jobdone wrote:I kissed a decent amount of men last night.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Ndnd » Wed May 06, 2009 5:41 pm

Birthday card Chris got:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby fluffymoo » Wed May 06, 2009 6:55 pm

I saw a duck in school today :lol:

Alive, of course..
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby wintermourn » Wed May 06, 2009 7:56 pm

the barack obama game

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed May 06, 2009 7:58 pm

Walking up the hill to school yesterday and I notice somebody has sprayed "OUT WITH A BANG" on the gable wall (its my years last day tomorrrow for a bit of context) and that's just the start. All the trees in front of the school have been toilet-papered, a smiley face at the main entrance, the nurse's mobile has been sprayed all over with green and purple and a big arrow beside it, some other mobiles had penises sprayed on them as well as things like "FUCK KNOCK" and "KNOCK SUCKS COCK" (KNOCK is a colloquial name for our school, a reference to a place where there was once (apparently) a visitation by the virgin Mary who is one of the school's patrons), the hills down by the football pitches have things like "WILLY" and "BUS WANKERS" everywhere... Funiest thing of all though was how they sprayed "CLASS 0'9" instead of "CLASS '09." Naturally the cctv caught all their license plates and faces so 12 or so people have been expelled (albeit only for the last day) and have to sit their exams elsewhere. Fucking morons.

Also had a good night's hard drinking last night. The highlight had to be my mate Adam downing a pint that was 1/4 Bitburger, 1/4 Corona, 1/4 Budweiser and 1/4 red wine. In all fairness he kept it down for about 30 seconds.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Wed May 06, 2009 8:18 pm

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:Walking up the hill to school yesterday and I notice somebody has sprayed "OUT WITH A BANG" on the gable wall (its my years last day tomorrrow for a bit of context) and that's just the start. All the trees in front of the school have been toilet-papered, a smiley face at the main entrance, the nurse's mobile has been sprayed all over with green and purple and a big arrow beside it, some other mobiles had penises sprayed on them as well as things like "FUCK KNOCK" and "KNOCK SUCKS COCK" (KNOCK is a colloquial name for our school, a reference to a place where there was once (apparently) a visitation by the virgin Mary who is one of the school's patrons), the hills down by the football pitches have things like "WILLY" and "BUS WANKERS" everywhere... Funiest thing of all though was how they sprayed "CLASS 0'9" instead of "CLASS '09." Naturally the cctv caught all their license plates and faces so 12 or so people have been expelled (albeit only for the last day) and have to sit their exams elsewhere. Fucking morons.

Also had a good night's hard drinking last night. The highlight had to be my mate Adam downing a pint that was 1/4 Bitburger, 1/4 Corona, 1/4 Budweiser and 1/4 red wine. In all fairness he kept it down for about 30 seconds.

It's my muck up day next week :lol: We're setting up a hippy camp in the car park with a fire, drum circle etc. Except I'm wearing a kilt. If you're going to destroy your school then you're a muppet :P

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Dan Jenkins » Wed May 06, 2009 8:22 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby twilightoftheidols » Wed May 06, 2009 8:24 pm

Dan Jenkins wrote:Nobody's going to buy that shitty president game. He doesn't even have a decent slogan like "Obama, shut up and vote!"

I wanna play it itd be well funny
"ban whites from public transport!" etc etc create a reverse nazi state :P
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Luke- » Wed May 06, 2009 10:04 pm

I'd play it. Like twilight said, just to be a fascist :D.
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