What made you Lol Today?

[Littlemissmetal]

I know. On a related topic, Shred Durst!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MI-_jWAmlE

[Finnvitka]

I have a friend. His name is Al White

Al White has a cousin, named Al Brown.

All we need is an Al Black and we've collected the whole set.

[Turbo]

People at work taking the piss out of me for hating mice. Its funny, but I really dont like the little bastards .

[karmakollapse]

I have a friend. His name is Al White

Al White has a cousin, named Al Brown.

All we need is an Al Black and we've collected the whole set.

I'd say Al Green is what you really need.

[Borndeadburiedalive]

I know. On a related topic, Shred Durst!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MI-_jWAmlE

This has made my day

[Finnvitka]

I have a friend. His name is Al White

Al White has a cousin, named Al Brown.

All we need is an Al Black and we've collected the whole set.

I'd say Al Green is what you really need.

We figured we'd go for simple colours first.

I seem to remember a drunken conversation about a Reservoir Dogs style collection of Als

[Smindas]

I know. On a related topic, Shred Durst!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MI-_jWAmlE

This has made my day

That is hilariously appalling. Guitars should get a restraining order for Fred Durst.

[Lee Bloodstock]

I have a friend. His name is Al White

Not something I'd be admitting in public

[Ndnd]

Was at the customer service desk at Tesco this morning to get some clubcard vouchers and I over heard one of the ladies tell off another girl because she took back bikini bottoms from a customer without checking them, and they had, to quote the woman 'Womans private hairs still in them' NIIIIIIIICE.

[karmakollapse]

I have a friend. His name is Al White

Al White has a cousin, named Al Brown.

All we need is an Al Black and we've collected the whole set.

I'd say Al Green is what you really need.

We figured we'd go for simple colours first.

Al Green is very sad about this:



See where his hand is? That's where this rejection has hurt him.

[MetalBeast]

From the MH site:

Poll

Who's going to steal the show at Download?

* Limp Bizkit (58%, 6,197 Votes)
* Slipknot (15%, 1,557 Votes)
* Marilyn Manson (9%, 930 Votes)

Mr T. Is well annoyed. He was going to go on a Caribbean Cruise, but thanks to these Metal Hammer readers, he's going to have to stay at home pitying the fools for the next month.

[jamestomo]

Was at the customer service desk at Tesco this morning to get some clubcard vouchers and I over heard one of the ladies tell off another girl because she took back bikini bottoms from a customer without checking them, and they had, to quote the woman 'Womans private hairs still in them' NIIIIIIIICE.

lovley

[Finnvitka]

I'm actually quite looking forward to Slipknot and Marilyn Manson, just for giggles

[Ndnd]

Will Slipknot be bringing their clown car?

[wintermourn]

i swear i must have picked up like 100 empty tobacco packets in my room today


edit:

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzVLQaK0psI

I love metal and I want to be the vocalist for a famous death metal band someday.

good fucking luck xD

the rest of his videos are just as funny