What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:52 am

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:43 pm

Who the hell reads anything in sigs these days, unless it's an animated gif?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Oceansoul » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:50 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Dan Jenkins » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:22 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MentalInfestation » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:09 pm



Hahahahaha!

I was told a story from a friend who had a friend who worked in a hospital. They had a guy who came in with a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse. They asked him how he'd done it, and he responded that he fell on it. They then asked him, if that was the case, where had the condom that was over it come from?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby karmakollapse » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:48 pm

MentalInfestation wrote:I was told a story from a friend who had a friend who worked in a hospital. They had a guy who came in with a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse.


I have a friend who is a nurse and apparently this is very common, and every time they'll come up with some ridiculous excuse. The only time the 'intruded' was honest to him was apparently when a gay couple came in with a -kebab skewer- up there. I mean, seriously, a kebab skewer?? Wouldn't that cause genuine serious internal injuries? People are strange.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Cookie_ » Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:50 pm

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Cookie_ wrote:Scientists in Florida reckon that using a mobile phone can rid you of future prospects of Alzheimer's. Apparently the radiation which penetrates your head can protect memory cells.

...It made me think of a man who used to live on my road who was slowly being consumed by Alzheimer's before being carted off to a metal home bless him. He use to talk to his bikes like they were pets and sauntered the streets in fact with a mobile, yelling 'at the pigeons'...

Where is this metal home? I need to reserve my place there with all the other old rockers when I'm older :rock:

:lol: I meant mental home. /facepalm.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Prometherion91 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:25 pm

Not wanting to touch my new iPod because it's so shiny and new-looking. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Darkweasel » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:01 pm

A football related quote that Beardy and MentalInfestation will appreciate.

Liverpool target Maxi Rodriguez was overheard at training yesterday by newspaper Marca:
"I'll wear the Liver bird on my chest and shift Kuyt to the bench."
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:56 pm

Jobdone wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REc-VG4kA1s

This.


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Danroush » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:31 pm

Jobdone wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REc-VG4kA1s

This.


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MentalInfestation » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:35 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby 99hammy99 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:52 pm

its probably a bit old

leeds got themselves a new sponser! Cillit Bang
garanteed to remove scum from cups
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MentalInfestation » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:55 pm

99hammy99 wrote:its probably a bit old

leeds got themselves a new sponser! Cillit Bang
garanteed to remove scum from cups


:lol: Brilliant! I love it! :D
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