What made you Lol Today?

[Fjar]

[Jim]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/07/steel_pipe_drama/

[Oceansoul]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/07/steel_pipe_drama/

[Dan Jenkins]

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[MentalInfestation]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/07/steel_pipe_drama/

Hahahahaha!

I was told a story from a friend who had a friend who worked in a hospital. They had a guy who came in with a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse. They asked him how he'd done it, and he responded that he fell on it. They then asked him, if that was the case, where had the condom that was over it come from?

[karmakollapse]

I was told a story from a friend who had a friend who worked in a hospital. They had a guy who came in with a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse.

I have a friend who is a nurse and apparently this is very common, and every time they'll come up with some ridiculous excuse. The only time the 'intruded' was honest to him was apparently when a gay couple came in with a -kebab skewer- up there. I mean, seriously, a kebab skewer?? Wouldn't that cause genuine serious internal injuries? People are strange.

[Cookie_]

Scientists in Florida reckon that using a mobile phone can rid you of future prospects of Alzheimer's. Apparently the radiation which penetrates your head can protect memory cells.

...It made me think of a man who used to live on my road who was slowly being consumed by Alzheimer's before being carted off to a metal home bless him. He use to talk to his bikes like they were pets and sauntered the streets in fact with a mobile, yelling 'at the pigeons'...

Where is this metal home? I need to reserve my place there with all the other old rockers when I'm older

I meant mental home. /facepalm.

[Prometherion91]

Not wanting to touch my new iPod because it's so shiny and new-looking.

[Jobdone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REc-VG4kA1s

This.

[Darkweasel]

A football related quote that Beardy and MentalInfestation will appreciate.

Liverpool target Maxi Rodriguez was overheard at training yesterday by newspaper Marca:
"I'll wear the Liver bird on my chest and shift Kuyt to the bench."

[Nantha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REc-VG4kA1s

This.

I hate Doctor Who, but that was fucking meat

[Danroush]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REc-VG4kA1s

This.

[MentalInfestation]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pYtxD92SpY&feature=player_embedded

I want that baby! So cute!

[99hammy99]

its probably a bit old

leeds got themselves a new sponser! Cillit Bang
garanteed to remove scum from cups

[MentalInfestation]

its probably a bit old

leeds got themselves a new sponser! Cillit Bang
garanteed to remove scum from cups

Brilliant! I love it!