What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Johnny Tightlips » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:24 pm

NeglectedField wrote:
Johnny Tightlips wrote:Had a dream last night that the guys from Forefather were builders in their day job and they were doing a loft conversion for my parents :lol: What a bizarre dream!


They probably work at Morrisons or something :lol: (btw you manage to get back whatever thing it was they had to sign?)


LOL wouldn't suprise me! Yeah they signed the contract and sent it back, that how I found out their real names :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:07 pm

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siliconfury wrote:Fjar and I had just recovered from some "alone time", when we heard some noise coming from downstairs, and a lot of footsteps in the landing. I leapt up, whacked on some boxers and put on a dressing gown (which hangs on the door) to find the door handle being opened... by some old dude being followed by a group of 6 kids...

Turns out it was a fucking viewing by a letting agency to which our landlord is selling the house to. We (me and one of the other house mates who lives across the landing) had heard FUCK ALL about this, and our landlord does have all our phone numbers. It's not quite mortifying for us, but that dude was most certainly embarrassed to be confronted with a 6-foot hairy Scotsman in a dressing gown looking rather dishevelled. Of the group of students viewing there were 2 girls (rahs) and the look on their faces was kinda o_o.

So, our landlord might be to blame for not telling us, but I doubt that - the kids got an eyeful but the guy who lost dignity from this the most was the old dude from the agency.

Fucking class. Off to see Avatar in a bit now :D

:lol: !!!!!!


You know what this reminds me of....
When you and Fjar were having 'alone time' in your tent at BOA 08 and me and Charlie stormed in and got in bed with you guys.
That was good times, are you guys at it like 24/7? :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Finnvitka » Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:53 pm

My little brother's managed to go and get the Illuminati eye tattooed proper huge on his forearm

this is hilarious, he has no defence either because he's a prat and just says "design me any old tattoo and I'll get it done"
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Applecore » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:11 am

While looking on eBay for bar towels to get started on my latest project (a dressing gown covered in bar towels), I came across this one:

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Shame I don't drink Black Sheep ale, else that would be mine!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:00 pm

Fucksake, it nearly happened again, though with no close-shave "alone-time" interruptions...

at about 11am this morning the front door went. I got up to put on some shit when it went again, and a housemate who was in the kitchen went to open the door, to find some oldish woman with her hand on the key in the lock... it was another fucking viewing! Luckily, my housemate told her where to go as we had absolutely no prior notice once again. Gonna go back to locking my room door when I'm not here, and spending a bit more time on rightmove.co.uk.

EDIT: That actually pissed me off more than made me lol, but best to keep it in the original thread where the backstory exists :P

WMMLOLT: That dude in the pissed off thread moaning that his band got called shit, or whatever. :lol: - I just read that user's post history, holy shit! Please bring him along so we can all throw soggy sponges at him :D
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:39 pm

Finnvitka wrote:My little brother's managed to go and get the Illuminati eye tattooed proper huge on his forearm

this is hilarious, he has no defence either because he's a prat and just says "design me any old tattoo and I'll get it done"


The facebook status on that is what made me lol today. Only time facebooks retarded "Oh, you're back? Want to see what was happening 12 hours when you were last on?" thing has been worthwhile.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Lick Mars » Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:53 pm

Applecore wrote:While looking on eBay for bar towels to get started on my latest project (a dressing gown covered in bar towels), I came across this one:

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Shame I don't drink Black Sheep ale, else that would be mine!

Lol the tavern I used to work in when I was 16 had those. I always said I'd steal one but alas it never happened :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:56 pm

The Huron thread is bloody hilarious :lol:

Guess they say all press is good press or something. Unless you're shit.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smee » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:18 pm

My housemate got me an "ashtray" because I keep putting my fag butts in the bin in the kitchen...
It's a MASSIVE food tin which will take me several months to actually fill :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Applecore » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:29 pm

Moonburp wrote:The Huron thread is bloody hilarious :lol:

Guess they say all press is good press or something. Unless you're shit.

:lol: just read it! Curse my job, it makes me miss awesome shit like that!
I even listened to them and they were just generic. Sounded kinda like a Pantera tribute tbh.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:12 pm

Lacuna Coil competition on Scuzz...

"... AND you can watch the soundcheck of the band BEFORE the show!"


Ya... 20minutes of "BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM" from various drums. How exciting.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Finnvitka » Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:28 pm

Nikki Sixx has finally seen sense and dumped Kat Von D's money grabbing ass.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:13 pm

When fat ugly people buy fashion magazines. I'm a horrible person :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby enemywithin » Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:49 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Darkweasel » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:23 am

The sister of one of my mates was just on The Jeremy Kyle Show!
"My alcoholic boyfriend is cheating on me"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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