What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:20 pm

My sister has decided not to come to my wedding (she was going to be a bridesmaid). The reason? Her boyfriend won't be able to come to the ceremony or wedding breakfast. :lol:

Fuck her, then. It's one less dress to buy.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Applecore » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:21 pm



Ohh you're just the worst kind of person.
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Postby Prometherion91 » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:22 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:38 pm

Fjar wrote:My sister has decided not to come to my wedding (she was going to be a bridesmaid). The reason? Her boyfriend won't be able to come to the ceremony or wedding breakfast. :lol:

Fuck her, then. It's one less dress to buy.

are you KIDDING? (maybe she just wants to go to bloodstock)

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:49 pm

Fjar wrote:My sister has decided not to come to my wedding (she was going to be a bridesmaid). The reason? Her boyfriend won't be able to come to the ceremony or wedding breakfast. :lol:

Fuck her, then. It's one less dress to buy.


Holy shit, your sister not at your wedding? That sucks. Is she surgically attached to her boyfriend or something?

Couldn't think of not being there for my older brother. He's getting married this year, going to his stag do and I've agreed to be his best man. He's marrying a Scottish bird in her little hometown and it's gonna be full-on Scottish style with a ceilidh n' all so me and him will be wearing kilts, just cos it'd be a bit of a pooper not to. Plus it gives her a chance to colour-coordinate stuff because she's picky like that.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Ndnd » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:53 pm

Fjar wrote:My sister has decided not to come to my wedding (she was going to be a bridesmaid). The reason? Her boyfriend won't be able to come to the ceremony or wedding breakfast. :lol:

Fuck her, then. It's one less dress to buy.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Danroush » Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:22 am

Fjar wrote:My sister has decided not to come to my wedding (she was going to be a bridesmaid). The reason? Her boyfriend won't be able to come to the ceremony or wedding breakfast. :lol:

Fuck her, then. It's one less dress to buy.


her loss exactly
also, if you ever discuss the wedding in the future, everyone will know what you're talking about except her, embaressing her for not going :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RB2610 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:24 am

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Fjar wrote:My sister has decided not to come to my wedding (she was going to be a bridesmaid). The reason? Her boyfriend won't be able to come to the ceremony or wedding breakfast. :lol:

Fuck her, then. It's one less dress to buy.

:hug:
You really get to see peoples true colours when planning a wedding. I have had so much hag about my guest list (and evil no children rule), but It's yours and Jame's day, so have the day you want. If friends and family do not want to share it with you, it's their loss.


TBH, every public place should have a no children rule, fucking hate kids, especially when they're in public :x
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Strapping Young Kate » Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:28 am

Danroush wrote:
Fjar wrote:My sister has decided not to come to my wedding (she was going to be a bridesmaid). The reason? Her boyfriend won't be able to come to the ceremony or wedding breakfast. :lol:

Fuck her, then. It's one less dress to buy.


her loss exactly
also, if you ever discuss the wedding in the future, everyone will know what you're talking about except her, embaressing her for not going :lol:


That's a good point actually. It all sounds pretty immature - I'm sure in a few years' time she'll have different priorities, and difficulty explaining to people why she wasn't there.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Ndnd » Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:34 am

RB2610 wrote:
TBH, every public place should have a no children rule, fucking hate kids, especially when they're in public :x


My point exactly!
My cousins were up in arms about my evil child hating rule, but we will never budge on it.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:38 am

Strapping Young Kate wrote:
Danroush wrote:
Fjar wrote:My sister has decided not to come to my wedding (she was going to be a bridesmaid). The reason? Her boyfriend won't be able to come to the ceremony or wedding breakfast. :lol:

Fuck her, then. It's one less dress to buy.


her loss exactly
also, if you ever discuss the wedding in the future, everyone will know what you're talking about except her, embaressing her for not going :lol:


That's a good point actually. It all sounds pretty immature - I'm sure in a few years' time she'll have different priorities, and difficulty explaining to people why she wasn't there.

yeah I was thinking that. How ridiculous! The fact she was your bridesmaid as well!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Metal_saddle » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:39 am

i hate weddings, too many kids and i wont no part in them
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby clare-l » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:54 am

I worked a lot of weddings over the summer, and the kids were such a pain in the ass when I'm waitressing and wine-serving and stuff. This one wedding they paid for a smaller room and a couple of nannies to keep an eye on the 12 kids and it was bliss, no kids getting in the way and they got to go too.

Only thing was we then had to take food to the kids room too and I didn't think I'd escape alive :(
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Amelia » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:53 am

Bellini wrote:
RB2610 wrote:
TBH, every public place should have a no children rule, fucking hate kids, especially when they're in public :x


My point exactly!
My cousins were up in arms about my evil child hating rule, but we will never budge on it.

well it's not as if all children are evil hellbeasts and your cousins children are part of your family. unless, of course, the children in your family happen to be exceptionally young or are, in fact, evil hellbeasts, in which case, the rule is understandable.