What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Mon May 10, 2010 6:24 pm

me and my housemate Stu had a fart-off in the kitchen and I nearly weed trying to force the last one out :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby a_p » Mon May 10, 2010 6:26 pm

I KNEW girls really wee'ed out of their bum!
You may not like it now
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Mon May 10, 2010 6:28 pm

This is the best thing in the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mUTQKMR ... re=related

And if you player Persona 4, it's the super best thing in the world...

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bizza » Mon May 10, 2010 6:29 pm

Brian: "That's the problem with this world. Too many people go overboard with what they believe, like Quagmire when he thought he was the one getting the spin-off!"

Quagmire: "See you later, bitches. Have fun your stupid, fucking Giant Chicken jokes and your Conway Twitty... Hey, why is there a moving truck outside Cleveland's house?"
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Mon May 10, 2010 6:41 pm

Had a browse through My Received Files for old times' sake. I found these lyrics my mate wrote, which I can't remember him sending.

ABBOT TROUSERS
Oh my god, I nearly pissed myself
The abbot came in wearing trousers!
What the shitting hell was he thinking?
Can't he see we're all god-damned monks, for christ's sake?

What's the matter with robes, anyway?
Yeah, they can be a little draughty,
But Francis of Assisi never moaned
And he was really good at being a monk

Can't believe it!
Abbot trousers!
What the Dickens?
Abbot trousers!

Why's the abbot wearing trousers?
Why's he waving at that lass?
Why's he looking at that lads mag?
What's he doing with that beer?

I mean, I'm sure pockets are useful
And belt-loops could save embarrassment
But he's an important fucking monk
What if he gets spotted by a guided tour?

I wonder it Gilbert has noticed,
Oh god, he's wearing a pair as well.
Fucking hell, has it all come to this?
They'll probably make us use hair gel next

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Applecore » Mon May 10, 2010 8:04 pm

Bizza wrote:Brian: "That's the problem with this world. Too many people go overboard with what they believe, like Quagmire when he thought he was the one getting the spin-off!"

Quagmire: "See you later, bitches. Have fun your stupid, fucking Giant Chicken jokes and your Conway Twitty... Hey, why is there a moving truck outside Cleveland's house?"

:lol: I love the new series of Family Guy :D
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Mon May 10, 2010 8:23 pm

Beatbox Dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhz9Aa6tDwk

Turn on the Transcribe Audio feature.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Mon May 10, 2010 8:29 pm

Hamdir wrote:me and my housemate Stu had a fart-off in the kitchen and I nearly weed trying to force the last one out :lol:


LOL

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Beardy » Mon May 10, 2010 10:15 pm

Andrew Hall's increasingly daft tirades against Joey Belladonna :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Applecore » Mon May 10, 2010 10:25 pm

Ancient picture of my mate Liam in Black Metal gear, but in the absence of a wizard's hat...
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RB2610 » Mon May 10, 2010 10:32 pm

Applecore wrote:Ancient picture of my mate Liam in Black Metal gear, but in the absence of a wizard's hat...
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Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLDWsunkloU
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Mon May 10, 2010 11:06 pm

Hamdir wrote:me and my housemate Stu had a fart-off in the kitchen and I nearly weed trying to force the last one out :lol:


Sometimes I think you must be a guy stuck in a woman's body :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Skuld » Mon May 10, 2010 11:12 pm

That's not black metal, that's Paul Stanley.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Freyja » Mon May 10, 2010 11:22 pm

My brother linked me to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NKXNThJ610
made me giggle
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Battlewolfe » Mon May 10, 2010 11:30 pm

Freyja wrote:My brother linked me to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NKXNThJ610
made me giggle


:lol: :lol: :lol: