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What made you Lol Today?
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Just read this in an email:
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but
the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and digbicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked
on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let
off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but
the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and digbicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked
on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let
off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Carol from Outnumbers
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Leleanor wrote:Carol from Outnumbers
Outnumbered is brilliant. So many great quotes from it.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Sonichu. Again.
Still haven't figured it out but for some reason I'm still laughing.
Still haven't figured it out but for some reason I'm still laughing.
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Moonburp wrote:Leleanor wrote:Carol from Outnumbers
Outnumbered is brilliant. So many great quotes from it.
The last episode was particularly great.
Karen is brilliant and Ben is exactly like a young Alan Davies.
Turbo wrote:Nice one Will.
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Karen is the great character ever. She's brilliant.
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Jake is the only one who lets it down slightly. Apparently it's mostly ad-libbed or something, which is awesome.
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Miriam went one better than setting fire to individual tents. She's gone directly to source.
http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/n ... -26444767/
http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/n ... -26444767/
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jackcake wrote:Miriam went one better than setting fire to individual tents. She's gone directly to source.
http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/n ... -26444767/
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jackcake wrote:Miriam went one better than setting fire to individual tents. She's gone directly to source.
http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/n ... -26444767/
The Inner Tent is Not Flame Retardant!
http://www.last.fm/user/annihislater18
http://www.last.fm/user/annihislater18
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Moonburp wrote:Jake is the only one who lets it down slightly. Apparently it's mostly ad-libbed or something, which is awesome.
Nah man I like Jake, reminds me of.... me really. It's very strange.. Sue (that's her name right) is exactly like my mum, very weird.
Also, the actor who plays jake is the son of a porn actor/director and nude model/porn star
Turbo wrote:Nice one Will.
Re: What made you Lol Today?
That explains why he's called Tyger. Who the hell names their son TYGER?