What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:32 pm

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siliconfury wrote:That's it - it's worse than I thought it was - I first thought mechanically separate chicken was chicken carcasses (whose wings, legs and breasts were removed for other uses) blasted with water and the debris recovered..

I'm only partially joking when I say that I act under the assumption that all food can and will turn out to have been people all along.


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Luke_X » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:48 pm

i got told my music offends people :(

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Applecore » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:58 pm

Dave Gorman's new live DVD :D
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:27 pm

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That's my Halloween sorted.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Imperanonn » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Finnvitka » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:37 pm

siliconfury wrote:
RedTeamWins wrote:The 'finest ever quality' (the tins words, not mine) hot dogs in the cupboard that are 63% reclaimed chicken.

Also the tin of reindeer pate.

I SHALL FEAST!


There was a photo circulating the blogosphere the other day of MRC coming out of a mincer, like a massive, pink paste. Will need to dig it out.

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it looks like strawberry ice cream factory :eyes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:38 pm

Christ, it does as well.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Ensorcelled » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:45 pm

Surprisingly, I'm not put off by that. I'm still gonna get some for dinner tomorrow. I'll probably get some bratwurst if I can though. I do love me some bratwurst.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:07 pm

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There's just so much stuff that isn't butter.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:09 pm

Yeah. It's called Margarine.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:13 pm

It's actually called 'It's not butter? Are you high!' and 'where's the butter, forsooth this is not it!'. Hence the amusement.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Turbo » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:13 pm

Butter my arsehole its butter.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smee » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:43 pm

My Linguistics teacher (who is a complete nutter) coming up with looots of quotable stuff again today, such as
"I don't like brown bread, 'cause we don't have it in France. WOULD YOU COMPARE JUSTICE WITH BROWN BREAD?"
"If all pregnant women let their fetus listen to classical music, the children of the next generation will be masters of the universe!"
Pupil: "My teacher said I was classsical deaf" Teacher: "Here's what you'll do tonight: you buy a gun and shoot him!"
"I know famous people are killing themselves, but this, THIS IS MINDBLOWING!" (Some Dutch actor killed himself the day before so everyone was still talking about it :B )
"A six month old child can't eat himself"
etc. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Turbo » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:44 pm

Looked like a particularly angry driver wanted a punch up this evening. I know exactly how to get tailgaters right where it hurts. Slow down. Fuck me, it causes no end of lulz.


He was tailgating me at 40mph, so I slowed down, and within the space of 1,5miles id dropped my speed by 25mph. He was proper giving it the largen. I indicated that he was a cronic masturbator by hand gesture when I departed his company. He enjoyed that alot. :)