What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:44 pm

We're doing a Secret Santa thingy at the GamingSoc and I've figured out who my Secret Santa is as she's added me on facebook just after everyone's been told who they're buying for. :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby jackcake » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:40 pm

I commented on somebody's photo of "very fog" (faint mist, at worst) on Facebook (taken while driving, the tit). I'd just been in a real pea-souper on the M56 where I couldn't even see the lane markings, it was only cats eyes keeping me on the road. Somebody else agreed with me. He deleted both comments and changed the caption.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Darkweasel » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:12 pm

This is years old but still quality. If you only listen 1 second of this, make sure it's at 3:28 for the funniest little squeal you're likely to hear from a man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iat50AHOm94

Makes me laugh every single time.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Mikki » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:16 pm

Newcastle United sacking Hughton :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Big D » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:42 pm

A guy at work told me that while he was out shopping he'd seen two old blokes beating each other around the head with packets of ham.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:43 pm

Operation Mincemeat: Where the British utterly trolled the Germans.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... Mincemeat/

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby V-Man » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:52 pm

Explaining the phrase "I'll bomb your chin off" to my mom.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Cookie_ » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:01 pm

Big D wrote:A guy at work told me that while he was out shopping he'd seen two old blokes beating each other around the head with packets of ham.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby yog sothoth » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:21 pm

Jim Naughties Jeremy Hunt gaff on R4 this morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS5mVoqJpUk
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MotorAmarth » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:23 pm

My dad coming in from work with a big sad face and saying "I fell out of my van today"

I lol'd.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Beardy » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:32 pm

Went to lock the car park gates at work and couldn't because the padlocks are iced completely solid :lol:

Might try and chuck some boiling water on them later and see if that works...

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Immort_Reaper » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:51 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby jackcake » Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:51 am

:lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Lick Mars » Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:45 am

Was on saturday but my mate attempting to do some Jack Bauer style mission. We were out drinking and he gives me this map, where he's highlighted 'pick up point 1' and some route, with a message on it- 'Dear Jen, keep this I might ring you tomorrow;. Sure enough I get a text next day mid hangover stating my 'mission' of breaking into his house, finding his car keys and driving his car (which isn't road legal, even he's not legally allowed or insured to drive it) to his current location (where he shagged some girl that night) for him. Dickhead! :rolleyes: :lol:
Still I was sort of proud of myself for managing to drive an automatic people-carrier-sized car after never having driven on the other side of the road or in Canada at all (haven't driven at all for over a year) in the snow and ice. I basically just wanted a go at driving, was more worried about a being pulled over by a mountie cos I was prob still over the limited. I also got sushi out of it :yes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:55 am

Ducks blown off their feet by high force winds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEBLt6Kd9EY