What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Chugging Pus » Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:51 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby wintermourn » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:23 am

I had a really weird dream where I was singing for Helloween at a gig in my old primary school canteen back in the 80's or something so I had the crazy hair and everything. My Dad kept popping up, looking at me and tutting :lol:. Everybody I was walking past kept saying shit like "holy fuck I can't believe it's you" like I was mega famous
Then I suddenly realised I can't sing so I ran away and Helloween were hunting me down.

that's all I remember at the minute, but what the hell?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Prometherion91 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:15 pm

:lol:
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Postby Azubi » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:20 pm

Just past a crossroads junction and it is hectic! All the cars are wedged in like a game of tetris with a petrol wagon stuck in the middle and all of the cars have basically blocked each other in so no one can actually move. It would be solved if the locals weren't so bloody stubborn.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby absol » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:29 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RB2610 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:59 pm

It seems that downing several glasses of white wine after a couple of pints and a day and a half without eating gets me very drunk effectively and makes me talk with an apparently both amusing and attractive posh accent o_0
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby wintermourn » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:05 pm

RB2610 wrote:It seems that downing several glasses of white wine after a couple of pints and a day and a half without eating gets me very drunk effectively and makes me talk with an apparently both amusing and attractive posh accent o_0


He said while getting fucked in the pooper :eyes:
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Postby Azubi » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:47 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby someone else » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:58 pm

The Andy Gray/Richard Keys story in the papers reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svg0hh54fa0
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bisset » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:59 pm

absol wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jan/24/mtv-jersey-shore-geordie-shore

Good god.


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Finnvitka » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:00 pm

Tweeting about not going to the gym before derby practise this evening has made some guy calling himself the GYM MOTIVATOR follow me. It's funny because skating this evening will burn approximately 1200 calories over the two hours while strengthening core and leg muscles. I don't really need the gym before.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:01 pm

absol wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jan/24/mtv-jersey-shore-geordie-shore

Good god.

Jersey Shore is literally the best show on TV at the moment. For real.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:01 pm

1200 calories? You skating for 6 hours or something?
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Postby Finnvitka » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:04 pm

Skating burns roughly 600 calories an hour.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:10 pm

I see 1200 calories and I think 'oh boy, gotta get me some skatin's!'.

But then I think 'That's a pizza.' and can't be bothered again.