What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby twilightoftheidols » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:39 pm

The lyrics to Tractor by Combichrist :lol:

"You are like a sportscar,
You are so fast,
The smell of sex and money,
You will go far.

But I am like a tractor,
I am slow but I am fit,
Eventually I'll find you,
And crush you like a little shit.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Its funnier when you listen to it... or at least I find it funny :eyes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby karmakollapse » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:48 pm

Does he sing it in a Somerset accent though?

Cause if he doesn't, he should.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Applecore » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:52 pm

I'd be surprised if this hasn't been posted here before (even moreso if it's been posted but not by me):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82DjpPX60xU
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:54 pm

Just remembered that my boss asked me if Seb Bach was still in Slayer earlier
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:58 pm

finally got the pun of the Our Mo's chippy on the Ormeau Road
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby twilightoftheidols » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:00 pm

karmakollapse wrote:Does he sing it in a Somerset accent though?

Cause if he doesn't, he should.


No its like a vampire accent or something... One of the many gay goth voices that goth and industrial bands love :lol:



Though your right he should :lol:

Edit: currently listning to my industrial playlist which for some reason includes scooter :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mcroper » Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:12 pm

twilightoftheidols wrote:
karmakollapse wrote:Does he sing it in a Somerset accent though?

Cause if he doesn't, he should.


No its like a vampire accent or something... One of the many gay goth voices that goth and industrial bands love :lol:



Though your right he should :lol:

Edit: currently listning to my industrial playlist which for some reason includes scooter :lol:

"Respect to the man in the ice-cream van!"


That's what annoys me most about Combichrist, the stupid accent he puts on. They were entertaining to watch live but i don't like the music..
Industrial? Scooter? :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Applecore » Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:35 am

I fucking love Wife Swap USA..
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby some_thing_wild » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:55 am

Sooooo many pics of two 40+ women with their tits out in work today. Tis quite repulsive, they all saggy n wobbly
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mcroper » Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:33 pm

A girl i have added on facebook just liked the page "Keeping drama to yourself and not posting it all over facebook!!!"

So much irony, most her status' are "FUCK YOU YOU BASTARD!" and "Lol nice to see your lies are haunting you" etc

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:39 pm

mcroper wrote:Lol nice to see your lies are haunting you

This is actually brilliant.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby fluffymoo » Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:41 pm

Mum just faceraped me. She's pure evil, that woman.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:25 pm

saw a lad in a school uniform (no tie) fully bombing it down botanic avenue earlier with a lion mask on. laughed so hard I nearly coughed a meatball out at the window.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby manowarrior » Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:54 pm

a gang of not quite chavs running for the bus i was on and the fat one missed it so his mate opened the window when he got on, stuck two fingers up at him and yelled "ya missed the bus ya fat shit'ed!!"

pretty much all the people on the bus thought he was an obnoxious little twat however i couldnt open my gob for fearing of yelling with laughter!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby whiplash02 » Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:01 pm

I turned on the tv and a guy from my uni course was on countdown. He won!