What made you Lol Today?

[twilightoftheidols]

The lyrics to Tractor by Combichrist

"You are like a sportscar,
You are so fast,
The smell of sex and money,
You will go far.

But I am like a tractor,
I am slow but I am fit,
Eventually I'll find you,
And crush you like a little shit.


Its funnier when you listen to it... or at least I find it funny

[karmakollapse]

Does he sing it in a Somerset accent though?

Cause if he doesn't, he should.

[Applecore]

I'd be surprised if this hasn't been posted here before (even moreso if it's been posted but not by me):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82DjpPX60xU

[keera_envenomed]

Just remembered that my boss asked me if Seb Bach was still in Slayer earlier

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

finally got the pun of the Our Mo's chippy on the Ormeau Road

[twilightoftheidols]

Does he sing it in a Somerset accent though?

Cause if he doesn't, he should.

No its like a vampire accent or something... One of the many gay goth voices that goth and industrial bands love



Though your right he should

Edit: currently listning to my industrial playlist which for some reason includes scooter

"Respect to the man in the ice-cream van!"

[mcroper]

Does he sing it in a Somerset accent though?

Cause if he doesn't, he should.

No its like a vampire accent or something... One of the many gay goth voices that goth and industrial bands love



Though your right he should

Edit: currently listning to my industrial playlist which for some reason includes scooter

"Respect to the man in the ice-cream van!"

That's what annoys me most about Combichrist, the stupid accent he puts on. They were entertaining to watch live but i don't like the music..
Industrial? Scooter?

[Applecore]

I fucking love Wife Swap USA..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo

[some_thing_wild]

Sooooo many pics of two 40+ women with their tits out in work today. Tis quite repulsive, they all saggy n wobbly

[mcroper]

A girl i have added on facebook just liked the page "Keeping drama to yourself and not posting it all over facebook!!!"

So much irony, most her status' are "FUCK YOU YOU BASTARD!" and "Lol nice to see your lies are haunting you" etc

[RedTeamWins]

Lol nice to see your lies are haunting you

This is actually brilliant.

[fluffymoo]

Mum just faceraped me. She's pure evil, that woman.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

saw a lad in a school uniform (no tie) fully bombing it down botanic avenue earlier with a lion mask on. laughed so hard I nearly coughed a meatball out at the window.

[manowarrior]

a gang of not quite chavs running for the bus i was on and the fat one missed it so his mate opened the window when he got on, stuck two fingers up at him and yelled "ya missed the bus ya fat shit'ed!!"

pretty much all the people on the bus thought he was an obnoxious little twat however i couldnt open my gob for fearing of yelling with laughter!

[whiplash02]

I turned on the tv and a guy from my uni course was on countdown. He won!