What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby CrapyMike » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:42 pm

bitch kicked me out of the hot tub after i grabbed her boobs. gonna try again.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:45 pm

I shagged her at the third attempt. You have to pretty much do the opposite of what you think you're meant to do each time. Never follow your first instinct basically :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby CrapyMike » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:47 pm

got to the art museum, know nothing about art :x
Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:Is there an actual science of giving medical diagnosis by sniffing poo? I sometimes have a bit of a wiff from the paper and get curious if it smells different than usual.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:48 pm

VirginInvader wrote:I shagged her at the third attempt. You have to pretty much do the opposite of what you think you're meant to do each time. Never follow your first instinct basically :lol:

^that's what I was getting at, don't listen to her.

What's with starting out looking through her window all creepy and shit as well?

I'm starting to think the game is mocking the people who play it more than we're mocking it.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Applecore » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:51 pm

Fjar wrote:Is Sam the only person who's managed to shag her? Truly, he is the king of us all.

I shagged her in the hot tub earlier. Just played again and spent the night and fucked her twice.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby peypea » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:51 pm

She showed me her boobs, but then kissed me goodbye. Boo :(
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Ensorcelled » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:53 pm

Bitch took me on an art tour and had me name some fucking paints that I'd never seen before, got them all right. 8) Then we went to a club and some guy fondled her so we got thrown out, went home, touched her chebs then she said she was tired.

Fucking cocktease.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby CrapyMike » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:53 pm

Applecore wrote:
Fjar wrote:Is Sam the only person who's managed to shag her? Truly, he is the king of us all.

I shagged her in the hot tub earlier. Just played again and spent the night and fucked her twice.

HOW?!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:54 pm

"You just got here and you already have to use the bathroom? Maybe you should be
more prepared and go before you show up."

Well im fucking SORRY, it was a long drive :x

shes a cunt. I havent even seen nipple yet and ive played it a million times

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smindas » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:57 pm

CrapyMike wrote:
Applecore wrote:
Fjar wrote:Is Sam the only person who's managed to shag her? Truly, he is the king of us all.

I shagged her in the hot tub earlier. Just played again and spent the night and fucked her twice.

HOW?!

When I "win" the game, I spend the night and we shag three times. The animations have scarred me for life.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby twilightoftheidols » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:57 pm

If she carries on like this im gonna have to go all Roman Polanski on her
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:58 pm

"Oh, great, I just jumped into the hot tub with all my clothes on, now I'm all wet.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 4."

HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Freyja » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:58 pm

I took her to art gallery, went clubbing, got her COMPLETELY NAKED then she sent me away for touching her fanny.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby thehairyone » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:59 pm

I started playing it last night. Then I went and watched porn instead.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smindas » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:59 pm

Nantha wrote:"Oh, great, I just jumped into the hot tub with all my clothes on, now I'm all wet.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 4."

HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?!

...bahahahhaha.