What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby CrapyMike » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:01 pm

fuck this. its so much easier to get laid irl.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby twilightoftheidols » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:02 pm

ok, I have her topless in the living room, if I kiss her she hates me cos of garlic breath, if I try to go bathroom to clean my teeth she jumps in first and gets dressed and insists we go out. wat do?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:02 pm

CrapyMike wrote:fuck this. its so much easier to get laid irl.


You don't actually have to spend any time with women this way though, which is a definite plus side.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:04 pm

twilightoftheidols wrote:ok, I have her topless in the living room, if I kiss her she hates me cos of garlic breath, if I try to go bathroom to clean my teeth she jumps in first and gets dressed and insists we go out. wat do?

Go out. It's not an insta-kill at least.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby twilightoftheidols » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:05 pm

RedTeamWins wrote:
twilightoftheidols wrote:ok, I have her topless in the living room, if I kiss her she hates me cos of garlic breath, if I try to go bathroom to clean my teeth she jumps in first and gets dressed and insists we go out. wat do?

Go out. It's not an insta-kill at least.


I followed her into the bathroom and she was having a shit... 8)
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:06 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Ensorcelled » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:07 pm

Woah, spoiler. :x
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:09 pm

Someone please tell me how you get her naked? Bitch aint giving me none

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Freyja » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:12 pm

aghjh the game keeps on freezing. reckon i was on the path to getting laid there! anyone else getting this problem? like, clicking on it but it wont move on
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smindas » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:12 pm

Yeah, that happens occasionally. It's annoying.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:13 pm

I rogered her twice and she grabbed my virtual willy in the pool while skinny dipping. Yeaaaah.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:13 pm

servers probably overloaded with so many people playing it atm :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:13 pm

Freyja wrote:aghjh the game keeps on freezing. reckon i was on the path to getting laid there! anyone else getting this problem? like, clicking on it but it wont move on

Go back until you get one that works and re-do it. Seems to work.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby twilightoftheidols » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:18 pm

oo shes passed out in the club :devil:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby metalsam » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:22 pm

Fucked her on the sofa and twice in bed :D 8)