What made you Lol Today?

[Jobdone]

http://i.imgur.com/UfbWy.jpg

[Big D]

Radio just played something I haven't heard in years: Kate Bush - Wow.

Did I just hear a line about Vaseline?

[Skuld]

Most Bites of 3 Apples While Juggling Them In 30 Seconds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OAsZDf-HVo

[Ensorcelled]

[Bisset]

Cats are dicks, I came to this conclusion many, many years ago

[CrappyMike]

cats are awesome. although i may think this because i am a dick too.

[WorMzy]

Cats are dicks. And you know who loves dicks? Straight women and gay men.

Just sayin'.



Now I need to decide which of those categories I fall under, since I love cats.

[CrappyMike]

i cant help it if i love pussies.

[Dangles]

Cats are dicks, I came to this conclusion many, many years ago

cats are awesome. although i may think this because i am a dick too.

Using the previously mentioned statements i have devised a formula to Crappy Mikes entire being.

cat = dick
(cat another term with the word pussy)

so

pussy = dick

and according to statement two.

mick = dick

thus

Mick = pussy

Conclusion A
This statement cannot be proven true because the literal meaning of both dick and pussy are not the same.

thus Mike is theoretically wrong.

Conclusion B
But if we use the metaphorical meaning of both terms dick and pussy

Mike is thus a cowardly asshole.

and this statement is true.


Conclusion C
If we use both the metaphorical and literal meanings of the terms dick and pussy.

We can conclude that Mike is a cowardly asshole that is (nearly) always wrong.

Personally i prefer Conclusion C and I love you Mike

[CrappyMike]

[Jobdone]

[WorMzy]

[Noodle]

Cats are dicks, I came to this conclusion many, many years ago

cats are awesome. although i may think this because i am a dick too.

Using the previously mentioned statements i have devised a formula to Crappy Mikes entire being.

cat = dick
(cat another term with the word pussy)

so

pussy = dick

and according to statement two.

mick = dick

thus

Mick = pussy

Conclusion A
This statement cannot be proven true because the literal meaning of both dick and pussy are not the same.

thus Mike is theoretically wrong.

Conclusion B
But if we use the metaphorical meaning of both terms dick and pussy

Mike is thus a cowardly asshole.

and this statement is true.


Conclusion C
If we use both the metaphorical and literal meanings of the terms dick and pussy.

We can conclude that Mike is a cowardly asshole that is (nearly) always wrong.

Personally i prefer Conclusion C and I love you Mike

Serious contender for post of the year.

[i_am_a_viking]

[Big D]

I finally found a rap video I like:
Elemental -Cup of Brown Joy