What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby xBERSERKERx » Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:29 pm

You do, a little.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby fluffymoo » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:11 pm

My friend Mo has named this stray cat Janet Street Porter. It just made me lol...
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:15 pm

oh yeah speaking of cats, there was this big pretty black cat with a cobweb stuck on its head crying outside the kitchen window earlier. I tried to let it in but had to shimmy it off the ledge to get the window open and then it just stared blankly back up at me after that and wouldn't jump back up, even when i put out a saucer of milk for it. Then as soon as i close the window again its back up with its nose pressed to the glass. Silly creature.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby jackcake » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:29 pm

I was leaving for work this morning and the cat that lives downstairs was stalking a bird in the grass, failing massively. I think it needs better tactics than charging from twenty feet away.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby peypea » Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:24 am

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Littlemissmetal » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:34 am

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:lol: !
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:15 am

my sister is picking me up from the bus station later and i'm actually terrified at the prospect of being in the car with her for the first time :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Big D » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:17 am

peypea wrote:Image



Excellent.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:33 am

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:44 pm

Kami wrote:Being told that I looked like John Travolta at the Rock Soc tonight, first I laughed then when I checked I kinda saw where the guy was coming from.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:16 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Wed Nov 16, 2011 4:01 pm

Womble wrote:Image

"2010's Best Anal Sex Scene winner reading to a classroom of first graders"


Standard 'she's a real person too' response. :P
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Noodle » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:11 pm

Beagle vs leaf blower. (turn audio off)

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