What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:07 pm

I work in central Manchester. There's a café upstairs, a Co-Op, Tesco, a Greggs, a Gabbotts, Ditsche, Aldi, Subway etc, and in the Arndale there's the food court, which sports Pizza Hut, McDonalds, KFC, Burger King and so on.

Tbh though I tend to just bag a load of fruit before the day starts because for some weird reason, it's all I ever really want at work. The past few weeks I've been having ridiculous cravings for tomatoes, like. :lol: And apples. Royal Gala, 'course.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby CrapyMike » Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:37 pm

i work in sainsburys. all i ever eat at work is chicken. cause all the hot women work at the counters so i go get chicken and look at their boobs.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:55 am

This proper irritating American lass has been basically stalking me on Facebook of late. Literally every time I sign in she starts talking to me. Anyway, I just told her I'm in Morbid Angel:
"woah, i just checked u guys out on myspace, ur really great"
Jesus Christ :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:05 am

VirginInvader wrote:This proper irritating American lass has been basically stalking me on Facebook of late. Literally every time I sign in she starts talking to me. Anyway, I just told her I'm in Morbid Angel:
"woah, i just checked u guys out on myspace, ur really great"
Jesus Christ :lol:


:lol: serious? thats class
Anyway ive had this problem recently, theres a way to block people off facebook chat if you're interested

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Noodle » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:58 am

Hamdir wrote:
VirginInvader wrote:This proper irritating American lass has been basically stalking me on Facebook of late. Literally every time I sign in she starts talking to me. Anyway, I just told her I'm in Morbid Angel:
"woah, i just checked u guys out on myspace, ur really great"
Jesus Christ :lol:


:lol: serious? thats class
Anyway ive had this problem recently, theres a way to block people off facebook chat if you're interested

Even better, there's a way to turn the chat off. People will then be forced to contact you via a more sensible method, like telepathy.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby LANCASHIRE_SCUM » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:23 am

Some bloke walking down the bus, trying to be G. Then the bus driver applied the breaks suddenly. Resulting in said G flying down the bus, much to everyone's ammusement. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bisset » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:33 am

CrapyMike wrote:i work in sainsburys. all i ever eat at work is chicken. cause all the hot women work at the counters so i go get chicken and look at their boobs.


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Twaddlefish » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:48 am

Noodle wrote:
Hamdir wrote:
VirginInvader wrote:This proper irritating American lass has been basically stalking me on Facebook of late. Literally every time I sign in she starts talking to me. Anyway, I just told her I'm in Morbid Angel:
"woah, i just checked u guys out on myspace, ur really great"
Jesus Christ :lol:


:lol: serious? thats class
Anyway ive had this problem recently, theres a way to block people off facebook chat if you're interested

Even better, there's a way to turn the chat off. People will then be forced to contact you via a more sensible method, like telepathy.


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby someone else » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:53 am

this been posted yet?:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:08 am

How ghost town-y Aber becomes when there's too much snow.


I saw like 6 cars total on the roads on the walk to the train station.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby i_am_a_viking » Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:21 am

Blaze Bayley randomly texting me last night lmfao I'm scared as to what he has me in his phone as :eyes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smindas » Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:57 am

...hahahahaha. Poor Jenny.