What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:58 pm

Ahh shit, she ripped my jeans somehow it seems :(
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby peypea » Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:42 pm

A canal boat? Haaaa :lol: Brilliant!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:01 pm

:lol: A canal boat? haha

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:08 pm

God, Imagine having that on your wall :ugh:
I don't know if I met that 'artist' I'd wanna shake his hand for essentially trolling the world, or smash his face in :lol:


Anyway what made me lol is my aunt. I'm working with her in London at the moment. One of the women at the work got some immune disease, which means she's like blind and cant move at the moment. I was sent out to fetch her a tasteful card, which I managed, and the other runner was sent out to fetch 'nice' chocolates and grapes.
My aunt refused the chocolates (expensive Ferrero Rocher) on the basis that they were 'too common' and would be an insult to give them. Apparently any chocolate company who advertises simply isn't good enough, and he should have got handmade ones instead.
So now the poor woman has no chocolates :|

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:36 pm

My mate's just invited me out for his bird's birthday. I haven't seen this guy in well over a year, the primary reason being because his missus can't stand me for some reason. Did he actually think I'd go? Mental :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:44 pm

Womble wrote:I don't get art.

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2012 ... 577097.jpg (NSFW)


TIL The way not to kill 6 million people is to take close-up photos of arseholes. Or something.

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This is actually really good, just not edgy enough I suppose.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Noodle » Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:49 pm

VirginInvader wrote:In the latest episode of "Stuff That Would Only Ever Happen To Me", I woke up this morning on a canal boat. Most random pull ever :lol:

I would like to point out that you're not the first on the forum who's had that happen. ;)
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:57 pm

Time I. :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby kanet666 » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:24 am

Audley Harrison getting knocked out really early again. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:28 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:15 pm

"No point in prayin'. No one listens to me anyway. I 'ave a moan instead. That's what prayin' is really - a posh moan."
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:38 pm

http://www.joe-ks.com/Tom_Swifties.htm

"I like Germany," was Tom’s gut reaction.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:52 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHAqQLqA ... ure=relmfu

I found this far funnier than I should have...

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:10 pm

Womble wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHAqQLqAhEA&feature=relmfu

I found this far funnier than I should have...

Oh shit, that was hilarious. :lol:
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