What made you Lol Today?
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VirginInvader
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Ahh shit, she ripped my jeans somehow it seems
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23/05 - Heavy Sound Festival, Poperinge, Belgium
18/07- Metalbrew, London
01/08 - The Black Heart, London
29/08- No Sleep 'Til Dublin
Re: What made you Lol Today?
A canal boat? Haaaa 
Brilliant!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
God, Imagine having that on your wall 
I don't know if I met that 'artist' I'd wanna shake his hand for essentially trolling the world, or smash his face in
Anyway what made me lol is my aunt. I'm working with her in London at the moment. One of the women at the work got some immune disease, which means she's like blind and cant move at the moment. I was sent out to fetch her a tasteful card, which I managed, and the other runner was sent out to fetch 'nice' chocolates and grapes.
My aunt refused the chocolates (expensive Ferrero Rocher) on the basis that they were 'too common' and would be an insult to give them. Apparently any chocolate company who advertises simply isn't good enough, and he should have got handmade ones instead.
So now the poor woman has no chocolates
I don't know if I met that 'artist' I'd wanna shake his hand for essentially trolling the world, or smash his face in
Anyway what made me lol is my aunt. I'm working with her in London at the moment. One of the women at the work got some immune disease, which means she's like blind and cant move at the moment. I was sent out to fetch her a tasteful card, which I managed, and the other runner was sent out to fetch 'nice' chocolates and grapes.
My aunt refused the chocolates (expensive Ferrero Rocher) on the basis that they were 'too common' and would be an insult to give them. Apparently any chocolate company who advertises simply isn't good enough, and he should have got handmade ones instead.
So now the poor woman has no chocolates
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VirginInvader
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
My mate's just invited me out for his bird's birthday. I haven't seen this guy in well over a year, the primary reason being because his missus can't stand me for some reason. Did he actually think I'd go? Mental
Seven Sisters - Proper Heavy Metal from London Town. Upcoming shows:
23/05 - Heavy Sound Festival, Poperinge, Belgium
18/07- Metalbrew, London
01/08 - The Black Heart, London
29/08- No Sleep 'Til Dublin
23/05 - Heavy Sound Festival, Poperinge, Belgium
18/07- Metalbrew, London
01/08 - The Black Heart, London
29/08- No Sleep 'Til Dublin
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NeglectedField
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
TIL The way not to kill 6 million people is to take close-up photos of arseholes. Or something.
This is actually really good, just not edgy enough I suppose.
Re: What made you Lol Today?
VirginInvader wrote:In the latest episode of "Stuff That Would Only Ever Happen To Me", I woke up this morning on a canal boat. Most random pull ever
I would like to point out that you're not the first on the forum who's had that happen.
If it sounds good, listen to it
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Audley Harrison getting knocked out really early again.
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MetalBeast
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
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MetalBeast
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
"No point in prayin'. No one listens to me anyway. I 'ave a moan instead. That's what prayin' is really - a posh moan."
- Karl Pilkington
- Karl Pilkington
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
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NeglectedField
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHAqQLqA ... ure=relmfu
I found this far funnier than I should have...
I found this far funnier than I should have...
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GetToTheChoppar
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Womble wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHAqQLqAhEA&feature=relmfu
I found this far funnier than I should have...
Oh shit, that was hilarious.
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