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MetalBeast wrote: I got told off by the landlady for banging mine on the ceiling.
tranmerefan wrote:If there's one thing you can be guaranteed of, is that this forum complained about it. And we did.
swjmcollins wrote:Just watched Family Guy: It's a Trap...not as good as Blue Harvest or Something, Something, Something Darkside but does have some belly laugh moments
Jobdone wrote:Currently jealous of my mate whose got tomorrow off and can just hammer it for 3 days straight.
Womble wrote:Petri isn't fat. He's just ribbed for her pleasure.
VirginInvader wrote:Her - Wow, I really like your jacket!
Me - Cheers! I really like your tits
VirginInvader wrote:I got a slightly belated birthday card from a mate in the mail today, and in it he decided to include the top ten stupidest things I've said to women whilst drunk. I don't remember many of them, but I assume they must have actually happened. Here are some of my favourites:
Her - Wow, I really like your jacket!
Me - Cheers! I really like your tits
Me - So..are you single?
Her - I am! Yourself?
Me - Yeah, same. So.....fancy a quickie in the bogs?
Me - Alright love, could I interest you in something to drink? And maybe something to suck?
It truly is baffling that I'm stil single
twilightoftheidols wrote:which one of those was at fires??