What made you Lol Today?
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Aarons over the top hidden racist views. In denial.
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Whilst I was swimming I was listening into two young ladies conversations.
They were talking about that new diet drug... lets just say I heard the phrase 'Brown Liquid' and 'Oranged colour oil'
They were talking about that new diet drug... lets just say I heard the phrase 'Brown Liquid' and 'Oranged colour oil'
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This was technically Sunday but at a car boot sale and picked up quite a battered looking copy of the first Sabbath LP for £3.50. I checked briefly the condition inside the sleeve and aside from the dust it was fine. So about two hours later i've just finished cleaning it and i'm putting back in the sleeve and the words "War Pigs" catch my eye on the label...Well you can imagine. Basically I got sold a copy of Black Sabbath's "Paraniod" inside the sleeve of the slef-titled. The old man better be there when I go back the Sunday after next.
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My attempt at directing the taxi driver last night whilst very drunk
Shall we just say the other half had to take over so we got to my house and didn't end up God only knows where
Shall we just say the other half had to take over so we got to my house and didn't end up God only knows where
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Jobdone wrote:I kissed a decent amount of men last night.
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Birthday card Chris got:
Made me chuckle.
Made me chuckle.
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I saw a duck in school today
Alive, of course..
Alive, of course..
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the barack obama game
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Walking up the hill to school yesterday and I notice somebody has sprayed "OUT WITH A BANG" on the gable wall (its my years last day tomorrrow for a bit of context) and that's just the start. All the trees in front of the school have been toilet-papered, a smiley face at the main entrance, the nurse's mobile has been sprayed all over with green and purple and a big arrow beside it, some other mobiles had penises sprayed on them as well as things like "FUCK KNOCK" and "KNOCK SUCKS COCK" (KNOCK is a colloquial name for our school, a reference to a place where there was once (apparently) a visitation by the virgin Mary who is one of the school's patrons), the hills down by the football pitches have things like "WILLY" and "BUS WANKERS" everywhere... Funiest thing of all though was how they sprayed "CLASS 0'9" instead of "CLASS '09." Naturally the cctv caught all their license plates and faces so 12 or so people have been expelled (albeit only for the last day) and have to sit their exams elsewhere. Fucking morons.
Also had a good night's hard drinking last night. The highlight had to be my mate Adam downing a pint that was 1/4 Bitburger, 1/4 Corona, 1/4 Budweiser and 1/4 red wine. In all fairness he kept it down for about 30 seconds.
Also had a good night's hard drinking last night. The highlight had to be my mate Adam downing a pint that was 1/4 Bitburger, 1/4 Corona, 1/4 Budweiser and 1/4 red wine. In all fairness he kept it down for about 30 seconds.
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Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:Walking up the hill to school yesterday and I notice somebody has sprayed "OUT WITH A BANG" on the gable wall (its my years last day tomorrrow for a bit of context) and that's just the start. All the trees in front of the school have been toilet-papered, a smiley face at the main entrance, the nurse's mobile has been sprayed all over with green and purple and a big arrow beside it, some other mobiles had penises sprayed on them as well as things like "FUCK KNOCK" and "KNOCK SUCKS COCK" (KNOCK is a colloquial name for our school, a reference to a place where there was once (apparently) a visitation by the virgin Mary who is one of the school's patrons), the hills down by the football pitches have things like "WILLY" and "BUS WANKERS" everywhere... Funiest thing of all though was how they sprayed "CLASS 0'9" instead of "CLASS '09." Naturally the cctv caught all their license plates and faces so 12 or so people have been expelled (albeit only for the last day) and have to sit their exams elsewhere. Fucking morons.
Also had a good night's hard drinking last night. The highlight had to be my mate Adam downing a pint that was 1/4 Bitburger, 1/4 Corona, 1/4 Budweiser and 1/4 red wine. In all fairness he kept it down for about 30 seconds.
It's my muck up day next week We're setting up a hippy camp in the car park with a fire, drum circle etc. Except I'm wearing a kilt. If you're going to destroy your school then you're a muppet
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Dan Jenkins wrote:Nobody's going to buy that shitty president game. He doesn't even have a decent slogan like "Obama, shut up and vote!"
I wanna play it itd be well funny
"ban whites from public transport!" etc etc create a reverse nazi state
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I'd play it. Like twilight said, just to be a fascist .
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