What made you Lol Today?

[mikeftw]

Listening to people on Borderlands 2 WTF'ing over modded weapons

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Massive Grindcore vs Stoner Doom arguments, bouncers forcing us to drink shots of chilli vodka, much spewing of the ring and various other things equals most craic i've had on a friday night out in years

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

oh fuck, and a mate of mine explaining the lyrics to a grindcore song he wrote about a near brush with being molested by Gary Glitter as a youngster. True story

[NeglectedField]

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Graeme forgetting to text me or send me pics of Angel Witch last night to make me jealous that he's seeing them and i'm not

[MetalBeast]

There was a pisshead trolling freemasons outside the Masonic lodge in Leicester.

"I'm a mason too mate! Giz one of em secret handshakes!"

[Womble]

Watched my (female) boss hand me her phone and baccy and then proceed throw a bloke off of his chair, knee on his chest and slap the shit out of him.

Best fucking thing ever.

[Danroush]

Watched my (female) boss hand me her phone and baccy and then proceed throw a bloke off of his chair, knee on his chest and slap the shit out of him.

Best fucking thing ever.

Wanna explain the reason?

[Womble]

Watched my (female) boss hand me her phone and baccy and then proceed throw a bloke off of his chair, knee on his chest and slap the shit out of him.

Best fucking thing ever.

Wanna explain the reason?

Just realised I provided no context. I shouldn't post when drunk.

They do know each other, and the bloke can get a little lecherous when drunk. He was wasted and decided giving her a wee pat on the arse. Another highlight was aftering doing it, her boyfriend came over and hugged her saying "This is why I love you!"

[keera_envenomed]

My former housemate from uni just messaged me on facebook chat to tell me he fucked his assistant at the Christmas party and now he's scared to go to work tomorrow. I shouldn't laugh but he's such a tool sometimes.

[Jobdone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUahz093H8

[NeglectedField]

[Nantha]

So as if Audrey Sylvain and Audrey Hardorn wern't easy enough to get mixed up already. There's a band called Audrey Horne too.

[Danroush]

Andy's multiple accounts, is he trying to take over the forum or something?

First there's the original with like 20,000 posts, then he had to move to a new one, got a couple of thousand on that, now there's also "ANDY HALL" and "Andy Hall" which are separate accounts...?

[Owen]

^ He has more accounts than Jage.



Just sayin'