What made you Lol Today?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
My granny telling me to keep my pecker up on the phone. Apparently that's a scottish way of saying keep your chin up...
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
VirginInvader wrote:Well I got attacked on the way home. By a fucking fox. It seems taking an instant dislike to me is no longer mutually exclusive to my own species
Well, let's see what other wildlife attacks we can list.....
I'll raise your fox with having been attacked by an owl on the way back from the pub a few years ago....oh and before anyone suggests I'd had too much...there were witnesses
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kanet666 wrote: I can deal with the odd Slipknot track now and then. Pantera on the other hand are dreadful and I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork than put up with them.
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Czech's Mate wrote:VirginInvader wrote:Well I got attacked on the way home. By a fucking fox. It seems taking an instant dislike to me is no longer mutually exclusive to my own species
Well, let's see what other wildlife attacks we can list.....
I'll raise your fox with having been attacked by an owl on the way back from the pub a few years ago....oh and before anyone suggests I'd had too much...there were witnesses
Not bad. When I lived by the canal in Lancaster there was a swan that frequently tried it on with me
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
VirginInvader wrote:Czech's Mate wrote:VirginInvader wrote:Well I got attacked on the way home. By a fucking fox. It seems taking an instant dislike to me is no longer mutually exclusive to my own species
Well, let's see what other wildlife attacks we can list.....
I'll raise your fox with having been attacked by an owl on the way back from the pub a few years ago....oh and before anyone suggests I'd had too much...there were witnesses
Not bad. When I lived by the canal in Lancaster there was a swan that frequently tried it on with me
Vicious bastards swans!
Television is the opium of the people
kanet666 wrote: I can deal with the odd Slipknot track now and then. Pantera on the other hand are dreadful and I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork than put up with them.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
You're telling me man. And when I was at school I was a frequent victim of pigeon's crop dusting. It's a wonder I'm still an animal lover really, thinking about it
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
VirginInvader wrote:Not bad. When I lived by the canal in Lancaster there was a swan that frequently tried it on with me
You passed up repeated opportunities to break the dry spell?
Geddit? 'Tried it on'? Swan? Dry spell?
Oh, nevermind.
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I see what you did there. Very witty
And for the record, that house pre-dated the dry spell. I miss living there....
And for the record, that house pre-dated the dry spell. I miss living there....
Seven Sisters - Proper Heavy Metal from London Town. Upcoming shows:
23/05 - Heavy Sound Festival, Poperinge, Belgium
18/07- Metalbrew, London
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23/05 - Heavy Sound Festival, Poperinge, Belgium
18/07- Metalbrew, London
01/08 - The Black Heart, London
29/08- No Sleep 'Til Dublin
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Never fought a swan, but I did boot a goose up the hole for stealing a bit of bread out of my hand when i was feeding the ducks when I was three. Clearly a secret skinhead even then.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JabpjgXS ... r_embedded
Kind of appealed to me, bit shit at the start but the insults made me lol.
Kind of appealed to me, bit shit at the start but the insults made me lol.
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Still can't believe you got attacked by a fox Graeme! That's some crazy shit right there, although you should probably go to the doctors just in case it was rabid
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Nantha wrote:Still can't believe you got attacked by a fox Graeme! That's some crazy shit right there, although you should probably go to the doctors just in case it was rabid
Oh fuck off, not you and all
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18/07- Metalbrew, London
01/08 - The Black Heart, London
29/08- No Sleep 'Til Dublin
Re: What made you Lol Today?
VirginInvader wrote:Nantha wrote:Still can't believe you got attacked by a fox Graeme! That's some crazy shit right there, although you should probably go to the doctors just in case it was rabid
Oh fuck off, not you and all
I don't wanna have to shoot you if you go crazy!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Boris Johnson is giving one of the most awesome speeches I have ever seen