What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Kami » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:08 am

jackcake wrote:Years ago I had something delivered that was left on the FRONT door step in plain view from the street. No idea how long it had been out there.


I've had that a few times before. My dickhead postman also always leaves any small parcels half hanging out of the letterbox.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Danroush » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:31 am

Hamdir wrote:
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Hamdir wrote:I just cut off all my nails. For the first time in years so i can get back to playing bass. Now I can't type XD


you were typing with your nails?


yeah what else? my toes?


Just how long they must have been to type solely through your nails
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:30 am

I just had a ridiculously messy wank. I'd be working in the porn industry if I could produce that much of the stuff on a consistent basis :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:42 am

Cheers for that :ugh:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby gelder » Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:24 am

:lol: You classy bastard!!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:22 am

Danroush wrote:
Hamdir wrote:
Danroush wrote:you were typing with your nails?


yeah what else? my toes?


Just how long they must have been to type solely through your nails

pretty fucking long. The longest they got was about an inch, but that was more a hindrance at the end of the day, couldn't open beer cans :(

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mcroper » Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:22 am

gelder wrote::lol: You classy bastard!!

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Postby CrapyMike » Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:47 am

my brother bought black ops yesterday, and is now selling it. not because he doesnt like it, but because he pre ordered a copy online and it didnt arrive quickly enough so he went and bought it. it arrived this morning. this is the second time he's done that this month :|
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smindas » Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:32 pm

Graeme, you are a terrible human being :P

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:11 pm

Smindas wrote:Graeme, you are a terrible human being :P


I do my best :P
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Applecore » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:58 pm

Posh students almost squaring up to each other on Sky News.
Group 1 were saying how it's a minority of idiots smashing things and giving the protest a bad image.
Group 2 were saying how smashing stuff up is the only way to make people listen.
Cue shouting at each other, complete with posh accents and a kid with a ginger 'fro trying to sound smart while saying vandalism is constructive :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Metal_saddle » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:59 pm

just watching it myself
students arguing on sky news, middle class mummys boys the lot of them :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:00 pm

Metal_saddle wrote:just watching it myself
students... middle class mummys boys the lot of them :lol:

Fixed that.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:25 pm

RedTeamWins wrote:
Metal_saddle wrote:just watching it myself
students... middle class mummys boys the lot of them :lol:

Fixed that.

I resent that :(

The rally did make me laugh though. Hard to see if anything constructive's actually come out of it. Students already in universities won't be affected by the rise of fees (I hope I won't be wrong)
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Applecore » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:26 pm

Moonburp wrote:
RedTeamWins wrote:
Metal_saddle wrote:just watching it myself
students... middle class mummys boys the lot of them :lol:

Fixed that.

I represent that :(

Fixed that. ;)
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