What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Noodle » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:05 am

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Big.Al » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:26 am

I watched a live Sólstafir video a few days ago, the bassist had string vest on as well as the pigtails, he looked even more ridiculous than on that picture.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bisset » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:36 am

swjmcollins wrote:Just watched Family Guy: It's a Trap...not as good as Blue Harvest or Something, Something, Something Darkside but does have some belly laugh moments :)


That's cemented my decision not to watch it then, Something... was awful
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Prometherion91 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:44 am

Beardy's avatar.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:50 am

Prometherion91 wrote:Beardy's avatar.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby gelder » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:15 pm

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FUCKING SUCK!!!!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:21 pm

I got a slightly belated birthday card from a mate in the mail today, and in it he decided to include the top ten stupidest things I've said to women whilst drunk. I don't remember many of them, but I assume they must have actually happened. Here are some of my favourites:

Her - Wow, I really like your jacket!
Me - Cheers! I really like your tits

Me - So..are you single?
Her - I am! Yourself?
Me - Yeah, same. So.....fancy a quickie in the bogs?

Me - Alright love, could I interest you in something to drink? And maybe something to suck?

It truly is baffling that I'm stil single :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:22 pm

VirginInvader wrote:Her - Wow, I really like your jacket!
Me - Cheers! I really like your tits


I remember you telling us you said that, hilarious :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby twilightoftheidols » Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:00 pm

VirginInvader wrote:I got a slightly belated birthday card from a mate in the mail today, and in it he decided to include the top ten stupidest things I've said to women whilst drunk. I don't remember many of them, but I assume they must have actually happened. Here are some of my favourites:

Her - Wow, I really like your jacket!
Me - Cheers! I really like your tits

Me - So..are you single?
Her - I am! Yourself?
Me - Yeah, same. So.....fancy a quickie in the bogs?

Me - Alright love, could I interest you in something to drink? And maybe something to suck?

It truly is baffling that I'm stil single :lol:


which one of those was at fires?? :P
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:02 pm

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/12/drunk ... _jumpi.php

Yes, that's right. He killed a shark by JUMPING on it.

Also, Beardy's avatar.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Immort_Reaper » Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:13 pm

My puppy sat listening intently to Edguy and Avantasia. Quite adorable. :D
I greatly enjoyed the reference, Joe.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:18 pm

twilightoftheidols wrote:which one of those was at fires?? :P


The middle one. In fairness, that aside I think I was very well behaved that night :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby twilightoftheidols » Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:12 pm

Someone on my facebook who always goes really OTT about the whole British Pride thing at every possible opportunity :P Makes me rage and lol at the same time :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Immort_Reaper » Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:20 pm

I greatly enjoyed the reference, Joe.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Big D » Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:35 pm

"If the penis isn't evil then why did they get HR Giger to design it?"