What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby RedTeamWins » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:16 pm

As of right now I've enlisted a freind to sew my patches onto my jacket for me, like the ALPHA FUCKING MALE that I am. 8)

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby CrapyMike » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:53 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby jackcake » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:17 am

mcroper wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Fucking take that, cat!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Littlemissmetal » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:13 am

My cat refusing to shift off the car bonnet this morning. I picked her up a couple of times and put her down, but she got straight back up and was jumping around all over it like a loon.

So, because I'm a poor excuse for an owner (for "owner", read "head of staff"), I turned the engine on, which scared the crap out of her and she ran off.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Twaddlefish » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:41 am

Ensorcelled wrote:Image


What the actual fuck?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Chugging Pus » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:03 pm

"What we're having here is a secret conversation, and I'm hoping that this time, you can keep the fucking secret, because normally you're about as secure as a hymen in a South London comprehensive."

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:06 pm

Chugging Pus wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_the-15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:09 pm

Chugging Pus wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_the-15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback

Nice to see Dan Jenkins' alter ego is included :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Kami » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:31 pm

Chugging Pus wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_the-15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback


Those are fucking brilliant :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Danroush » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:03 pm

That facebook group that says "What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single"

You know, except most of the people that make those jokes are the kind of jerks that get the girls anyway?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Chugging Pus » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:09 pm

Haven't you realised Dan that women love to be made to cook, it's the way God created us. I am gonna get at least 4 PM's on here now from horny women just because I have typed this...let alone said it to them in real life.
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