What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Sinmara » Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:59 am

Purple n Batty wrote:Image


lol good one.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:00 am

In regards to that article, I started watching porn when I was 11 I have turned out fine :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:57 am

Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:In regards to that article, I started watching porn when I was 11 I have turned out fine :lol:


So did I, but at the time I was limited by dial-up internet and my own imagination to just google imaging "big boobies" and stuff. I must've been about 14 or 15 at least before we got broadband and I went on the curiosity phase of finding the most perverse stuff I could think of (stopping short of CP.) By that age I was less likely to get fucked up by it. These days with porn tube sites you can find literally everything in one place, and some of it kids that age really aren't going to know how to process.

Anyway today this made me lol;

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And also after agreeing with Welsh woman last night we're stopping seeing each other sexually and going back to being just friends she texts me to say our codeword for sex song (Nina Simone "I Need A Little Sugar In My Bowl") starts playing when she's in Waterstones. That's just being mean :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:00 pm

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:
Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:In regards to that article, I started watching porn when I was 11 I have turned out fine :lol:


So did I, but at the time I was limited by dial-up internet and my own imagination to just google imaging "big boobies" and stuff. I must've been about 14 or 15 at least before we got broadband and I went on the curiosity phase of finding the most perverse stuff I could think of (stopping short of CP.) By that age I was less likely to get fucked up by it. These days with porn tube sites you can find literally everything in one place, and some of it kids that age really aren't going to know how to process.

Anyway today this made me lol;

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And also after agreeing with Welsh woman last night we're stopping seeing each other sexually and going back to being just friends she texts me to say our codeword for sex song (Nina Simone "I Need A Little Sugar In My Bowl") starts playing when she's in Waterstones. That's just being mean :lol:

Oh I just used to search for similar things on google images for a good few years.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby UtopianBlaster7 » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:16 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Beardy » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:25 pm

Haha! I'm stealing that! :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby jackcake » Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:56 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby peypea » Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:58 pm

I have worse and more longlasting bruises from travelling back up to Wales on Wednesday than I do from being on the barrier at Andrew W.K.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:58 pm

Purple n Batty wrote:Image


He should get himself a flake or something.
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby peypea » Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:59 pm

MetalBeast wrote:
Purple n Batty wrote:Image


He should get himself a flake or something.

Bitches love flakes.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:01 pm

peypea wrote:
MetalBeast wrote:
Purple n Batty wrote:Image


He should get himself a flake or something.

Bitches love flakes.


Indeed!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Azubi » Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:10 pm

gandalf the red wrote:But we used to swap VHS videos at school, both porn and banned horror movies. They were always really poor quality as they had been copied about a hundred times. I'm wondering whether I've still got any lurking about.


I had a copy of an awesome video my mate nicked from his mum and dad's HUGE collection of porn back when I was little but I sold mine on for a tidy profit and recently I remembered it and my google fu is weak as no decriptions seem to work. Probably because it was german. I will find it again one day.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Immort_Reaper » Sat Apr 21, 2012 4:19 pm

Turns out I'm out tonight haha. I should really do some work so I don't feel bad about not doing it!
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