What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:43 pm

Blokes who spend about 30 seconds adjusting their hair at the mirror after they've been to the bogs (which usually makes no discernible difference) yet don't wash their hands in the sink right in front of them.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby tranmerefan » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:44 pm

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I don't know whose face I love more.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Purple n Batty » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:54 pm

http://www.wimp.com/catexistence/

Cat articulates his existence. It gets even funnier as it goes on.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby peypea » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:22 pm

Nantha wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79qqhX8Vxc0

Putting ham on a cats face :lol:


I genuinely lolled. :D
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby jackcake » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:57 pm

It was yesterday. Went to the parents as I normally do on a Sunday. Their dog is a pain in the arse. I went into the back room, he jumped up at me then ran back across the room. As I closed the door behind me he charged again. I sidestepped his jump and he clattered head first into the door.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Aaaarrrrgggghhhh » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:39 am

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:lol:

Best line in Game Of Thrones so far.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby xBERSERKERx » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:21 am

Womble wrote:A metal cover of LMFAO's 'Sexy and I Know It'... it's damn good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itZQiqVO ... ure=relmfu


Same for Party Rock Anthem. Pretty Decent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evsatnc7 ... ure=relmfu
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:35 am

Pisses me off the way old people are targeted by telephone sales people. Because we are living in my Grannies old house we get a lot of them, today I answered and they said 'Hello Madam! Sorry to bother you, bla bla, are you between the ages of 50 and 85?' I said 'Yes, I am' *cue really long pause* .... "Okay then".
Do I sound fucking 80? eh :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:21 pm

Our singer seems to have booked us an acoustic gig for the 27th. We currently have a grand total of zero acoustic songs in our set. This could be interesting :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby CrappyMike » Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:25 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Illwish » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:53 pm

John Terry.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:54 pm

Illwish wrote:John Terry.

What have I missed?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Illwish » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:51 pm

Hopefully a video will surface fairly soon but he knee'd a Barca player in the back, and got straight Red'd.

Really is one of the silliest things I've ever seen a player do at that level. There was absolutely no way he could've gotten away with it in front of 100k people, 6 officials and a dozen film cameras. Just a moment of pure madness.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby V-Man » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:37 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17827347

The way super-rich nerds keep doing crazy Sci-Fi stuff for the lulz.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby V-Man » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:39 pm

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh wrote:Image


Robbed and Sigged :B
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