What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby markt91 » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:41 pm

Awesome idea for a thread :yes:



Seeing a kid go head first over the handlebars on his scooter
Harsh but hilarious

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Dansiferum » Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:28 pm

Why thank you, i couldn't help but notice it was missing!

Anyway, red dwarf last night. Smeghead.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Oceansoul » Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:01 pm

My friend Carl giving himself a manicure, and a pedicure ... and then getting very upset when he couldn't find his lip gloss :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nia » Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:03 pm

Watching the Paedogeddon episode of Brasseye :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:03 pm

All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Freyja » Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:22 pm

Bring Me The Head Of Metatron!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Zaibatsu » Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:41 pm

Nia wrote:Watching the Paedogeddon episode of Brasseye :lol:


"You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer... "

:lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Dansiferum » Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:19 pm

Housemate hates spiders.

Huge Spider + Placement under pillow + Sleeping = Shit scared housemate waking with said huge spider walking on her face.

Result.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Luke- » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:00 am

Dansiferum wrote:Housemate hates spiders.

Huge Spider + Placement under pillow + Sleeping = Shit scared housemate waking with said huge spider walking on her face.

Result.


You'd be dead if I was said housemate :P.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Lisa McNally » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:49 am

Luke- wrote:
Dansiferum wrote:Housemate hates spiders.

Huge Spider + Placement under pillow + Sleeping = Shit scared housemate waking with said huge spider walking on her face.

Result.


You'd be dead if I was said housemate :P.


I would most definitely kill you for that!!! That's so cruel!!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Dansiferum » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:45 am

dragonmaiden wrote:
Luke- wrote:
Dansiferum wrote:Housemate hates spiders.

Huge Spider + Placement under pillow + Sleeping = Shit scared housemate waking with said huge spider walking on her face.

Result.


You'd be dead if I was said housemate :P.


I would most definitely kill you for that!!! That's so cruel!!


Yeah cruel. But, in the last 3 months i've had several bottles of spirit go missing, food go missing, she refuses to pay bills/answer the phone/dea with the landlord, so aye, it was needed =P
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Big D » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:25 am

Dansiferum wrote:
dragonmaiden wrote:
Luke- wrote:
You'd be dead if I was said housemate :P.


I would most definitely kill you for that!!! That's so cruel!!


Yeah cruel. But, in the last 3 months i've had several bottles of spirit go missing, food go missing, she refuses to pay bills/answer the phone/dea with the landlord, so aye, it was needed =P


In which case spider-based vengeance is only right and proper. Have you considered putting Deep Heat in her Vagisil?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Luke- » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:21 am

Big D wrote: In which case spider-based vengeance is only right and proper. Have you considered putting Deep Heat in her Vagisil?


Or semen.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby wintermourn » Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:29 pm

Dansiferum wrote:Housemate hates spiders.

Huge Spider + Placement under pillow + Sleeping = Shit scared housemate waking with said huge spider walking on her face.

Result.



the same housemate u told me bout, something involving a wrap in the fridge?? :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Dansiferum » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:01 pm

Aye the lesbian one. Also ran up £30 in mobile calls on the 17th of august and is denying it, but where was i the 17th of august.....
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