What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:22 pm

My granny telling me to keep my pecker up on the phone. Apparently that's a scottish way of saying keep your chin up...

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Czech's Mate » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:47 pm

VirginInvader wrote:Well I got attacked on the way home. By a fucking fox. It seems taking an instant dislike to me is no longer mutually exclusive to my own species :lol:


Well, let's see what other wildlife attacks we can list.....


I'll raise your fox with having been attacked by an owl on the way back from the pub a few years ago....oh and before anyone suggests I'd had too much...there were witnesses :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:59 pm

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VirginInvader wrote:Well I got attacked on the way home. By a fucking fox. It seems taking an instant dislike to me is no longer mutually exclusive to my own species :lol:


Well, let's see what other wildlife attacks we can list.....


I'll raise your fox with having been attacked by an owl on the way back from the pub a few years ago....oh and before anyone suggests I'd had too much...there were witnesses :lol:

Not bad. When I lived by the canal in Lancaster there was a swan that frequently tried it on with me :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Czech's Mate » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:01 pm

VirginInvader wrote:
Czech's Mate wrote:
VirginInvader wrote:Well I got attacked on the way home. By a fucking fox. It seems taking an instant dislike to me is no longer mutually exclusive to my own species :lol:


Well, let's see what other wildlife attacks we can list.....


I'll raise your fox with having been attacked by an owl on the way back from the pub a few years ago....oh and before anyone suggests I'd had too much...there were witnesses :lol:

Not bad. When I lived by the canal in Lancaster there was a swan that frequently tried it on with me :lol:


Vicious bastards swans!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:03 pm

You're telling me man. And when I was at school I was a frequent victim of pigeon's crop dusting. It's a wonder I'm still an animal lover really, thinking about it :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:08 pm

VirginInvader wrote:Not bad. When I lived by the canal in Lancaster there was a swan that frequently tried it on with me :lol:


You passed up repeated opportunities to break the dry spell?

Geddit? 'Tried it on'? Swan? Dry spell?

Oh, nevermind.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:10 pm

I see what you did there. Very witty :lol:

And for the record, that house pre-dated the dry spell. I miss living there.... :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:30 pm

Never fought a swan, but I did boot a goose up the hole for stealing a bit of bread out of my hand when i was feeding the ducks when I was three. Clearly a secret skinhead even then.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Turbo » Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:10 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JabpjgXS ... r_embedded



Kind of appealed to me, bit shit at the start but the insults made me lol.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:17 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:50 pm

Still can't believe you got attacked by a fox Graeme! That's some crazy shit right there, although you should probably go to the doctors just in case it was rabid :(

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:39 am

Nantha wrote:Still can't believe you got attacked by a fox Graeme! That's some crazy shit right there, although you should probably go to the doctors just in case it was rabid :(

Oh fuck off, not you and all :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:46 am

VirginInvader wrote:
Nantha wrote:Still can't believe you got attacked by a fox Graeme! That's some crazy shit right there, although you should probably go to the doctors just in case it was rabid :(

Oh fuck off, not you and all :lol:

I don't wanna have to shoot you if you go crazy! :P

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Azubi » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:16 am

Going to see this guy on Saturday hopefully!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Andrewhall28 » Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:22 am

Boris Johnson is giving one of the most awesome speeches I have ever seen :lol: