What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mikeftw » Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:26 am

Listening to people on Borderlands 2 WTF'ing over modded weapons
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:58 am

Massive Grindcore vs Stoner Doom arguments, bouncers forcing us to drink shots of chilli vodka, much spewing of the ring and various other things equals most craic i've had on a friday night out in years
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:02 am

oh fuck, and a mate of mine explaining the lyrics to a grindcore song he wrote about a near brush with being molested by Gary Glitter as a youngster. True story :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:42 pm

Graeme forgetting to text me or send me pics of Angel Witch last night to make me jealous that he's seeing them and i'm not
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:48 pm

There was a pisshead trolling freemasons outside the Masonic lodge in Leicester.

"I'm a mason too mate! Giz one of em secret handshakes!"
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:36 am

Watched my (female) boss hand me her phone and baccy and then proceed throw a bloke off of his chair, knee on his chest and slap the shit out of him.

Best fucking thing ever.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Danroush » Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:34 pm

Womble wrote:Watched my (female) boss hand me her phone and baccy and then proceed throw a bloke off of his chair, knee on his chest and slap the shit out of him.

Best fucking thing ever.


Wanna explain the reason?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:41 pm

Danroush wrote:
Womble wrote:Watched my (female) boss hand me her phone and baccy and then proceed throw a bloke off of his chair, knee on his chest and slap the shit out of him.

Best fucking thing ever.


Wanna explain the reason?


Just realised I provided no context. I shouldn't post when drunk. :lol:

They do know each other, and the bloke can get a little lecherous when drunk. He was wasted and decided giving her a wee pat on the arse. Another highlight was aftering doing it, her boyfriend came over and hugged her saying "This is why I love you!"

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:44 pm

My former housemate from uni just messaged me on facebook chat to tell me he fucked his assistant at the Christmas party and now he's scared to go to work tomorrow. I shouldn't laugh but he's such a tool sometimes.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:04 pm

So as if Audrey Sylvain and Audrey Hardorn wern't easy enough to get mixed up already. There's a band called Audrey Horne too. :ugh:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Danroush » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:03 pm

Andy's multiple accounts, is he trying to take over the forum or something?

First there's the original with like 20,000 posts, then he had to move to a new one, got a couple of thousand on that, now there's also "ANDY HALL" and "Andy Hall" which are separate accounts...?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Owen » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:05 pm

^ He has more accounts than Jage.



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