What made you Lol Today?
Re: What made you Lol Today?
The most hilarious drunk texts from Graeme tonight
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Nantha wrote:The most hilarious drunk texts from Graeme tonight
What was he saying?
WMMLT: I went out with Graeme last night so obviously got incredibly drunk. I woke up this morning, stood up and saw a big brown smear on my bed and thought "oh god, could I really have got so drunk I shat myself without realising?!?"
I looked closer and it was some chocolate marzipan from the cake I made yesterday. Quite a relief, although I still have literally no idea how it made its way into my bed
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
TheLotusEater193 wrote:Nantha wrote:The most hilarious drunk texts from Graeme tonight
What was he saying?
They are too funny not to copy and paste letter for letter
"Legs get frindres! I'm gonna die lontly and unemplofd anyway, so I waba go out lookoyng like brice!"
and
"Beeeeeeeseeer! Lets fickibg do if! I'm thinking liked jelliwrn cofca 87. I'll left you be Kai if I canb be micbjael!"
oddly enough I understood them perfectly.
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Nantha wrote:TheLotusEater193 wrote:Nantha wrote:The most hilarious drunk texts from Graeme tonight
What was he saying?
They are too funny not to copy and paste letter for letter
"Legs get frindres! I'm gonna die lontly and unemplofd anyway, so I waba go out lookoyng like brice!"
and
"Beeeeeeeseeer! Lets fickibg do if! I'm thinking liked jelliwrn cofca 87. I'll left you be Kai if I canb be micbjael!"
oddly enough I understood them perfectly.
Start a band called 'Jelliwrn'.
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Even when he texts me racial insults they're never that illegible
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Stumbled across Frank Mullen's drunken karaoke vids again, I'd completely forgotten about them
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
lol, douche.
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If it sounds good, listen to it
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Emailing the guy I'm working for tomorrow back... Wrote Handrew instead of Andrew...
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I work with 2 Andrews. Totally doing that next time.
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