What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:10 pm

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Reminds me of the bit when Johnny Depp gets killed in A Nightmare On Elm Street.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby x-tempus » Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:20 pm

old clip, but Paxman presenting the weather: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMAt8ZXqtbc
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:04 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mikeftw » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:28 pm

Danny Dyer in Eastenders still get me
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smindas » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:32 pm

mikeftw wrote:Danny Dyer in Eastenders still get me

Even by Eastenders standards, his acting is terrible. And I'm loving it.

'Sexual Healing' just came up on my goth playlist. That was... unexpected.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mikeftw » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:34 pm

Did you see him today, fucking hell :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smindas » Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:33 am

mikeftw wrote:Did you see him today, fucking hell :lol:

Yeah, it was amazing. It's just the most inspired piece of casting ever. I just keep expecting him to start randomly nutting people.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mikeftw » Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:44 am

Can't stop picturing that thought when he went into the laundrette now
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:48 pm

...my cat does that. It's seriously weird.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:09 pm

From the reddit thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJer ... ch/cedye9h

This happens because when cats face each other in play or in battle, it is a sign of respect and caution to keep your eyes on your opponent / rival at all times.
Cats evolved to respect the speed and agility of each other, so you needed to keep the other cat in sight at all times to be able to quickly react to it.
The common housecat has evolved to view their human masters as simply a 'bigger' cat and the head of the group.
Nevertheless, it is in a cat's nature to play and compete with the human both for fun and sometimes status.
For a cat to turn it's back on another cat is a huge insult. It's the equivalent of saying, "Bitch, you are so slow, and so not a threat that I don't even need to keep my eye on you."
That's why this cat attacked. Because to do otherwise would be to accept that it was so inferior that it didn't even need to be watched.
You can replicate this with your own cat. Make a 'claw' with your hand and attack your cat with it playfully. It will probably attack back. Notice that as you keep your 'claw' facing your cat it will react and move with caution. However, if you turn your 'claw' away from it and proceed to slowly move it away, it will attack almost immediately.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:36 pm

...well shit. Reckon that's also why she does it whenever she can get behind me on the sofa and attacks my back?
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Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.

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Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:50 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Czech's Mate » Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:26 pm

^ bloody hell.....

I think I will choose to laugh rather than cry....and thats just at the spelling

As for the "message" I think I will choose to laugh rather than cry
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