What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:21 am

Ha, amazing. That's almost as good as Vernissage Winebags

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:44 pm

Today I took some pot pourri out of its packaging and put it in a decorative glass bowl on the windowsill. In other words, the most pointless thing I've ever, ever done. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:05 pm

Fjar wrote:Today I took some pot pourri out of its packaging and put it in a decorative glass bowl on the windowsill. In other words, the most pointless thing I've ever, ever done. :lol:


You literally took it from a cuboid, translucent container into a spheroid translucent container.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby metalsam » Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:33 pm

Fjar wrote:Today I took some pot....



I read this far and was like :o

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby jackcake » Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:44 am

siliconfury wrote:
Fjar wrote:Today I took some pot pourri out of its packaging and put it in a decorative glass bowl on the windowsill. In other words, the most pointless thing I've ever, ever done. :lol:


You literally took it from a cuboid, translucent container into a spheroid translucent container.


I smell an Onion article.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby JrHunter » Fri Jan 10, 2014 5:05 pm

So a mate got her first article posted on Vice, she just shared it on FB saying "My Mum would be so proud..."

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Fri Jan 10, 2014 6:58 pm

Someone (proper Bolton guy) today in the office said (with regards to the lack of a breakfast menu at the kitchen) "Do they do owt moist?" - and it suddenly clicked what it actually meant! Only ever heard that once during a Peter Kay routine on stage.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Tet » Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:50 pm

siliconfury wrote:"Do they do owt moist?" - and it suddenly clicked what it actually meant!

Not here it didn't. Care to explain?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:13 pm

Tet wrote:
siliconfury wrote:"Do they do owt moist?" - and it suddenly clicked what it actually meant!

Not here it didn't. Care to explain?


= "do they do anything wet"?

So, we were talking breakfasts. The menu had been reduced to bacon rolls or sausage in rolls. No beans, no mushrooms, no eggs, nothing 'moist', or things that would grease up a breakfast.

Last I heard it was in a similar context, that Peter Kay gag, about the lack of grazy or mushy peas at a fish n chips shop in London.

EDIT: this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP-p6H0E0QU
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:11 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bisset » Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:20 pm

:lol:
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