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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:32 pm
by tranmerefan
TheLotusEater193 wrote:I made a dating website account thing last night and hadn't put up any pictures, I got like 1 message. Just uploaded 3 pictures 2 minutes ago. TEN people have now messaged me saying they want to meet me?! IN TWO MINUTES

Edit: Make that 15. About 2/3 are mongs though.



Ive heard that before from women.

It does explain why for us guys our ratio of replys to messages is shit. 8)

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 6:35 pm
by ScrumpiesVeteran
Just recd a txt from a number I did not recognise, saying "thanks for a good night, are we on for next sat?"

I have no idea who it's from. I just sent a reply saying thanks for the nice offer but I think you have sent it to wrong person !

Had an acknowledgement apologising as they took the number down wrong, but just imagine a poor sod having met someone, and then thinking their texts were being ignored :lol:

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:15 pm
by x-tempus
Hayseed Dixie on their facebook page asking if people would rather hear a cover album of Floyd's The Wall or 'Tallica's Black Album ... this can only be good

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:18 pm
by Nantha
TheLotusEater193 wrote:I made a dating website account thing last night and hadn't put up any pictures, I got like 1 message. Just uploaded 3 pictures 2 minutes ago. TEN people have now messaged me saying they want to meet me?! IN TWO MINUTES

Edit: Make that 15. About 2/3 are mongs though.


is it Plenty of Fish by chance? I thought it looked pretty good when I signed up a little while ago to go spy on my bro, strangely addictive.

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:22 pm
by TheLotusEater193
It is indeed! I've spent several hours on it now ha, and there is a couple of people that seem promising. A guy I went to school with just popped up though! I wish it didn't show that you've viewed the profile because I so want to stalk it.

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:55 pm
by Nantha
TheLotusEater193 wrote:It is indeed! I've spent several hours on it now ha, and there is a couple of people that seem promising. A guy I went to school with just popped up though! I wish it didn't show that you've viewed the profile because I so want to stalk it.


Yeah i know, i posted on here a little while back saying that I accidentally clicked on the profile of a guy I'm hoping to be going for an interview with soon.... not realising it was him, and then it said that he'd viewed my profile too, awkward as fuck :ugh:

You can set a function so it controls who can message you, like filter them out by age range/kids/how close they live etc, which seems pretty good. Kinda wish I hadn't deleted my profile now, I wanna nose about!

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:06 am
by jackcake
TheLotusEater193 wrote:I made a dating website account thing last night and hadn't put up any pictures, I got like 1 message. Just uploaded 3 pictures 2 minutes ago. TEN people have now messaged me saying they want to meet me?! IN TWO MINUTES

Edit: Make that 15. About 2/3 are mongs though.


I'm not totally hideous in appearance but I've had three messages in total in about three weeks and no replies to those I've sent.

It's not the self-esteem plughole it was for me a few years ago but still, a bit demoralising. Dating frightens me anyway.

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:44 pm
by Noodle
If you're a female, or even just list yourself as one, ypu will get hundreds of 'enquiries'. If you get into any hilarious exchanges with anyone, don't be afraid to post them here (user names, numbers, personally identifiable info).

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:55 pm
by someone else
Well, one woman's opener today was: 'Can I sit on your face and pedal your ears'

One of my matches has her sat by her son's grave as her profile pic :?

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:37 pm
by Nantha

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:56 pm
by Smindas
Nantha wrote:http://lucifers-lycan.tumblr.com/post/72654815549/artist-seedatart-check-them-out-they-are

Magikarp Prince of Bel Air style

Humanity has peaked, everyone go home.

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:06 pm
by Bisset
A horrific band who peddle themselves as the dirtiest, debauched rock and roll band (and even bring a banner to gigs to say if you're easily offended you can fuck off) have got completely butthurt over some comments not even posted on their facebook page.

I chortled

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:13 pm
by Purple n Batty
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In Bury St Edmunds

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:18 pm
by x-tempus
didn't think that through did they :lol:

Re: What made you Lol Today?

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:33 pm
by mikeftw
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