Aaaarrrrgggghhhh wrote:Bisset wrote:thehairyone wrote:Dropped my Kindle on Moo's face last night while she was asleep. Didn't react in any way at all, except to keep on snoring.
What sort of weird convoluted way were you two lying? Or did you just launch your kindle at her to see what the results would be?
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thehairyone wrote:Bisset wrote:thehairyone wrote:Dropped my Kindle on Moo's face last night while she was asleep. Didn't react in any way at all, except to keep on snoring.
What sort of weird convoluted way were you two lying? Or did you just launch your kindle at her to see what the results would be?
I was cold. She was warm. I did not wish to be cold. In the... movement... the kindle was dropped. Breath was held. When no punch to my groin was forthcoming, I began to breathe again.
My next question is, has she seen this and taken you to Bangkok since?
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A girl I know thinks she's this big shot blogger, when she really isn't. But she did some thing today where she got guys to message her their thoughts on girls and she posted it them all. Obviously everyone took it very seriously
"They're like me but with less willies "
"They're like me but with less willies "
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It's like a 14 year old deviant art project...
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