What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Tue May 06, 2014 10:10 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Thu May 08, 2014 11:53 am

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby WorMzy » Thu May 08, 2014 12:32 pm

What. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Thu May 08, 2014 2:10 pm

I was invited to an orgy last night.

Given the circumstances, I politely declined.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby herzeleid » Thu May 08, 2014 3:53 pm

Womble wrote:I was invited to an orgy last night.

Given the circumstances, I politely declined.


A Scottish orgy? Wow. I'd have gone just to take a look at what that was like. All I can imagine is people shouting "ACH!" and porridge flying everywhere at all time. Man porridge and the food kind.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby kanet666 » Thu May 08, 2014 3:56 pm

herzeleid wrote:
Womble wrote:I was invited to an orgy last night.

Given the circumstances, I politely declined.


A Scottish orgy? Wow. I'd have gone just to take a look at what that was like. All I can imagine is people shouting "ACH!" and porridge flying everywhere at all time. Man porridge and the food kind.


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Thu May 08, 2014 4:03 pm

It's basically a naked ceilidh.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Thu May 08, 2014 4:05 pm

Sounds awesome.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bisset » Thu May 08, 2014 4:08 pm

Moonburp wrote:It's basically a naked ceilidh.


Also know as a standard wedding
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Thu May 08, 2014 4:22 pm

herzeleid wrote:
Womble wrote:I was invited to an orgy last night.

Given the circumstances, I politely declined.


A Scottish orgy? Wow. I'd have gone just to take a look at what that was like. All I can imagine is people shouting "ACH!" and porridge flying everywhere at all time. Man porridge and the food kind.


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Thu May 08, 2014 6:30 pm

There are A LOT of butthurt dickheads ont he TeamRock radio's post about Metallica headlining Glastonbury...

https://www.facebook.com/teamrockoffici ... 1434830373
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Thu May 08, 2014 9:14 pm

siliconfury wrote:There are A LOT of butthurt dickheads ont he TeamRock radio's post about Metallica headlining Glastonbury...

https://www.facebook.com/teamrockoffici ... 1434830373


:lol: Bet there are a lot of butthurt Glastonbury regulars wot don't like metal complaining too.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby WorMzy » Thu May 08, 2014 9:40 pm

:lol:
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