What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby someone else » Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:16 am

Had neither the time or inclination to do it - he got in touch on Wednesday and it had to be handed in on Friday! On a boring note, this on one of the few unis that does a course related to my industry, one that's full of jumped up dicks who don't know what they're on about - the last thing it needs is someone like that with a degree to beat people with, particularly when they work for a regulator.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby tranmerefan » Thu Jul 02, 2015 6:24 pm

This facebook status which is the worst disguised humblebrag ever

So it would cost me half the amount to insure the Jaguar i'm getting in September than the Scirocco I currently have, even though the Jag is more powerful and more valuable.. go figure
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:01 pm

If you can afford to lose him as a Facebook friend, go "makes sense to me, shrinking dick, shrinking premium".

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby tranmerefan » Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:32 pm

NeglectedField wrote:If you can afford to lose him as a Facebook friend, go "makes sense to me, shrinking dick, shrinking premium".


Ha, I know his Dad got it him anyway. His Dad is minted; owns a garden centre. The owner of the new jag is the type of bloke who just cannot understand why people cant find work; he did...

..for his Dad's garden centre..
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:11 pm

A woman expresses interest in me, naturally it turns out she a pathological liar and complete space cadet. I feel like whatshisname off here who always has the mental woman problems.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby keera_envenomed » Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:53 am

This was actually yesterday but edgy t shirt guy is back with another classic. He had one that said "No i'm not on f***ing Facebook." Like he has any friends.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Sat Jul 04, 2015 11:54 am

Fucking Facebook? Is that like the new Craigslist?
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Ensorcelled » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:43 pm

The fact that the forum has died a death since the update. Maybe that was their intention all along!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smerphy » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:54 pm

I wonder how many people are still using their bookmarks to check if the forum is online yet. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby WorMzy » Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:47 pm

They fixed that a week or so ago. :P
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smerphy » Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:29 pm

Then where the hell is everybody? :o :?
Gandalf the Red wrote:
Fjar wrote:Guy on the far-right has just remembered he left the oven on.



That comment can be read very diffferently than what was meant. :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby thehairyone » Sun Jul 05, 2015 12:06 am

Shhhh. We're hiding!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Sun Jul 05, 2015 8:25 am

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:I feel like whatshisname off here who always has the mental woman problems.


:lol: that narrows it down :P
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:15 am

siliconfury wrote:
Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:I feel like whatshisname off here who always has the mental woman problems.


:lol: that narrows it down :P


Well you can count me out because there's never any women in my life hahah ahaha ahahaha ahahah ahahasobsobsob

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby someone else » Sun Jul 05, 2015 11:09 am

tranmerefan wrote:
NeglectedField wrote:If you can afford to lose him as a Facebook friend, go "makes sense to me, shrinking dick, shrinking premium".


Ha, I know his Dad got it him anyway. His Dad is minted; owns a garden centre. The owner of the new jag is the type of bloke who just cannot understand why people cant find work; he did...

..for his Dad's garden centre..


I worked with someone like that - his dad was the MD and this lad genuinely thought that he was doing the donkey work because he was being groomed for management and had to work in all depts. at the bottom first, when in reality he lost his job at Tesco due to skimming the till and wouldn't be able to work anywhere else!

One of his best moments was one morning when he got a bit disappointed because one of the engineers would hand over their car for the week end, as he thought that, as they were company cars, his dad owned them, and therefore he should be able to use them too...
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