What made you Lol Today?

[Gandalf the Red]

Another new football season and another shocking kit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/e2c9 ... it_article

[NeglectedField]

Japanese (I think) porn being in the Recommended section on YouTube. Probably won't be there for long, but what the fuck

[keera_envenomed]

Another new football season and another shocking kit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/e2c9 ... it_article

Yikes. It looks like someone vomited the 90s on that.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Probably just softcore/erotica stuff, that's been allowed on YouTube for ages weirdly.

[Fjar]

Another new football season and another shocking kit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/e2c9 ... it_article

Yikes. It looks like someone vomited the 90s on that.

It's their third kit, mercifully. But jesus.

[NeglectedField]

Credit to Matty for finding this one

http://dmatoso.com/manowar-lyrics-generator/

[WorMzy]

Hail steel
Kill our warrior and screaming metal
Attack our wind
Behold screaming power without power
Kill our steel and kings
Kill our loud blood against the steel

Hail our horse
Feel all the glory without mighty death
Hail our horse
Burn their horse

Ride my mighty honor
Burn your horse without proud power
I behold all the horse against the screaming sword
The gods burn our horse

Hail our horse
Hail our horse
Hail our horse
Hail our horse

Attack our wind and hail our horse. Amazing.

[VizardAmata]

[Slev]

I work in utilities.

In our industry, one particular supplier is renowned for being well dodgy. Their shennanigans have caused me no end of grief down the years.

Gues who got raided by Trading Standards and the police?

[keera_envenomed]

I shouldn't really lol but you know when someone you know gets engaged and you immediately can see a high chance of it going horribly wrong? That.

This girl I used to work with got engaged on Saturday which was her birthday. So far so normal but:

1. It was her 20th birthday and she is not mature for her age, particularly about relationships. She was going through Tinder obsessively until she met this guy.
2. Her and the bloke have been going out for around 3 months - he only met her in Feb this year and has called her his "soul mate" on a Facebook post.
3. He has been engaged before (he's a couple of years older than her) and that went horribly wrong.

I hope it goes well for her but I can't see that happening.

[VizardAmata]

The words "soul mate" being uttered after 3 months?

ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

[NeglectedField]

I shouldn't really lol but you know when someone you know gets engaged and you immediately can see a high chance of it going horribly wrong? That.

This girl I used to work with got engaged on Saturday which was her birthday. So far so normal but:

1. It was her 20th birthday and she is not mature for her age, particularly about relationships. She was going through Tinder obsessively until she met this guy.
2. Her and the bloke have been going out for around 3 months - he only met her in Feb this year and has called her his "soul mate" on a Facebook post.
3. He has been engaged before (he's a couple of years older than her) and that went horribly wrong.

I hope it goes well for her but I can't see that happening.

Yeah, we've all known couples like that at some point - bit basic, juvenile and/or angsty. It only gets really cringey when they start wasting money on wedding preparations.

[Nantha]

https://www.change.org/p/bloodstock-ope ... n-air-2016

[peypea]

Motley Crue have come out with vibrators http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34557

I'm actually kind of tempted...

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Motley Crue have come out with vibrators http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34557

I'm actually kind of tempted...

I thought it was going to be ridiculously overpriced because it's branded but it's near enough the same price of the normal ones. The "Girls, Girls, Girls" one looks cooler though!