What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby onona » Thu Aug 11, 2016 4:25 pm

Nantha wrote:https://www.change.org/p/bloodstock-open-air-a-minute-silence-for-harambe-at-bloodstock-open-air-2016

:lol: :lol:


That made me genuinely lol.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Thu Aug 11, 2016 5:37 pm

peypea wrote:Motley Crue have come out with vibrators http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34557

I'm actually kind of tempted...


Yeah but 10 functions? Looks like the thing only has one button so fuck scrolling through it for hours, you know like you do with those cheap Christmas tree lights, trying to find the mode that just keeps them static. Instant boner killer

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:46 pm

Is there really any point to those ones with the multiple rhythms anyway? I've tried a few things like that with different partners and they all seemed to think just a steady increasing speed did the job much better.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby someone else » Mon Aug 15, 2016 2:54 pm

Pensioner stages sit in protest in a phone box. With nothing else happing, Essex Live are on-the spot live-blogging. Knife edge stuff

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby peypea » Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:12 pm

My bum is so big I can hold 6 eyeliner pencils underneath it.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:38 pm

peypea wrote:My bum is so big I can hold 6 eyeliner pencils underneath it.


Is that 3 per buttock or 6 spread across the chasm? I'm trying mine out with colouring in pencils but I don't know the rules of the game yet.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby peypea » Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:52 pm

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:
peypea wrote:My bum is so big I can hold 6 eyeliner pencils underneath it.


Is that 3 per buttock or 6 spread across the chasm? I'm trying mine out with colouring in pencils but I don't know the rules of the game yet.


6 under one cheek. BOOM
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:31 pm

peypea wrote:
Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:
peypea wrote:My bum is so big I can hold 6 eyeliner pencils underneath it.


Is that 3 per buttock or 6 spread across the chasm? I'm trying mine out with colouring in pencils but I don't know the rules of the game yet.


6 under one cheek. BOOM


FATTY! :P


Now I suppose the important question is, how did you come by this information? :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby peypea » Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:47 am

I was bored at work :P
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Aug 18, 2016 12:19 pm

You pulled your kacks down at work?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Thu Aug 18, 2016 12:29 pm

Wait assless chaps aren't part of your normal work uniform?


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby peypea » Thu Aug 18, 2016 12:54 pm

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:You pulled your kacks down at work?

Haha nah I did it through clothes which made it harder because less grip :P
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Aug 18, 2016 4:15 pm

That some pretty impressive glut action :yes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Aug 18, 2016 5:42 pm

Watching season 1 of Prison Break for the first time here. A female Democrat nominee fixing a presidential election? It's almost like they could see into the future when they wrote that :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Gandalf the Red » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:39 pm

This is Virgin Trains according to Jeremy Corbyn. :lol:

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